10 March, 2013
Contents
South Africa: Richard French
Pokhara, Nepal: Mel& Mal Phillips
Man Ray: Richard French
Eating Pomegranates: JD Morton
Cartoon: Claudia Ward
Bee deaths: Graham White
Cover: Roger Morton
Editorial: 10 March 2013
We’ve been having crazy weather – yesterday
it was 19˚, yet evidently it may snow tomorrow. I somehow missed my moment and
haven’t yet planted the camellia or the tray of daisies or the primula outside, in the
ground. Hopefully I can keep them alive till the next warm spell. I’ve watched
a lot of rugby this weekend and I’d like to formally state that players who
deliberately cause penalties against the opposing team should be sent to the
sin bin after a rough raking-down by the ref. I am sick of fucking penalties.
They slow down the game and give the ref too much power. Conversely, it would
be good to see a try getting scored from time to time – they have been practically
bred out of the game. In fact, they are getting as rare as the tits on a bull
(as my down-under mates would say.) The injuries however are getting as lurid
and frequent as a Tarantino movie. Does your house have a man-drawer? Well Django
is a man-film. I know American continuity girls think ‘matching is for sissies’
well wonderful brilliant Tarantino thinks ‘history is for sissies’ For example
the Klu Klux Klan began in 1865. Django is set in 1858. (I think it said so in
20ft high red letters across the screen.) My gun source tells me those body
pulping weapons did not exist in 1858 and this is nit-picking I know but when
the Scots, the Irish, the Dalmatians, the Chinese and so on – those early
settler, gold rush guys, dropped anchor in Oz and NZ – they were not given an
ockker accent on arrival. That took time to acquire. Can’t be too specific on when
they actually got all nasalised but I think it is unlikely they would have been
quite so Waltzy-Matilda by 1858. Also curious as to why Tarantino (who had
Brando-bulked for the role) deprived a needy actor of that Crocodile Dundee
role and collared it for himself. No doubt it was a nod to Hitchcock. Thing is,
I’d go see Samuel L Jackson, Jamie Foxx ,Christoph Waltz and Leonardo di
Caprio open a letter – so I can’t complain. They were fulsome in abundance
served with all that easy-over blood. What’s the verdict on aversion therapy?
You don’t have to be a butcher to like this film – but it might help. Curiously
my vegetarian friends Judith and Jim liked it a lot. Style over content. It was
very styly. On a similar note, at a vide
grenier, I finally scored a handsome fake leopard skin coat. I’ve been
hankering after one more than half my life. So this predicted cold snap holds
no fears for me. Bring it on, then I get to flash the fur. Besides it must only
be another 2 weeks before the clocks change and we play table tennis in the
early evening again. Besides which I am still basking in the success of
masterminding Roger’s 48-hour birthday. Our out-of-town guests (no that’s
wrong) our non-rural friends arrived right on time – no dramas. Very pleasant.
So March is looking like being interesting,
especially as the grandson (whose birthday it is today) got accepted for KAUST
(King Abdullah University for Science and Technology) to do his Masters in cell
biology. What an adventure. Jeddah no less.
Joselyn Morton