All Extremely Precarious is an International newsblog with invited contributors
edited by Joselyn Morton
30 April 2010
I am fine. I have one week left before I go home. As you have read in the papers things are getting hot here at the moment. Only around 20% of the attacks are reported in the press.
There is a change in tactics by the Taliban to hit the NGO's and the organisations that are tasked with rebuilding Afghanistan. It is clever tactics as these/my organisations are integral in redeveloping Afghanistan after the military bomb them. With the ISAF forces pushing in and around Kandahar the shadow Taliban government which controls Kandahar will be under pressure. It may just wait it out with the regular car bombs to keep the ISAF forces alert or it may target the civilian companies and any Afghans working for them. Which has happened in the last week, with the deputy Mayor and a female worker shot execution style.
On another note that book Time off to Dig (by Sylvia Matheson) looks really good. I am very interested in the artifacts here and have seen some lovely old terracotta bowls that were thousands of years old, for sale in the markets. They are not valued here and if they are not Islamic they may be destroyed by some people. So I feel like buying them just to safeguard them. These items are banned from leaving the country but the Taliban destroyed many items during their reign.
Anyway got to go, have been full on lately and have to organise handover and pack room getting ready for trip back home.
Photos and text Mr Mwezi
An Extremely Precarious Day in Bangkok
I almost met a violent and nasty end in Bangkok today. No, I didn't narrowly miss being hit by a stray bullet (although that happened to me once or twice here in Thailand back in the ‘bad’ old days).. nor did I almost trip over a sharpened bamboo spear (although I came close to lots of them during the day)...
No, I was happily chatting away to my taxi driver about the state of Thai politics (not much else to talk about these days) on our way to the Villa supermarket on Sukhumvit to pick up some goodies for my old friend Charles who I was visiting in hospital.
The driver suddenly braked abruptly and let out a very un-Thai shriek and swerved to take cover under the Mass Transit Railway bridge immediately to our right. I looked up ahead of us in horror to see a massive crane bearing a huge slab of concrete falling towards us... In a missed heart beat it stopped. Utterly inexplicably. Just hanging there in the air right ahead of us at a very distressing angle. My driver recovered quickly and drove past, while I pulled out my camera and started snapping wildly as we drove away from the near catastrophe.
Later in the day I drove back along the same route and realised that what had saved us all from being obliterated beneath multiple layers of concrete was the good old Miami Hotel (where my friend, Gayle, who I am staying with right now, spent her first night ever in Thailand back in 1981...). The massive crane, with its load still in place, had miraculously come to rest and was leaning cosily against the top of the hotel thereby avoiding a horrible tragedy...
Bangkok doesn't need any more tragedies right now, as Thailand passes through one of its most difficult moments on the rocky road to democracy. My innocent travels across town today passed by the now, well-known Red Shirt encampment in the centre of Bangkok. For the past 6-7 weeks, piles of car tyres, barbed wire and more recently the bamboo poles have cut off access to one of the capital's most upmarket shopping and hotel areas. Billions of baht have been lost and tens of thousands of people have lost their jobs as the city waits, and waits, and waits, in the burning heat and first violent monsoonal rains...
Tomorrow is May Day. As night falls on this last day of April, countless busloads of red, yellow, pink, multi-coloured and no-coloured supporters from across the country are heading to the capital. I hope and pray another miracle will be forthcoming to help all of us get safely though what promises to be a very sticky day.
Photos and text Chris Mougne
On Wednesday, Cheryl Roussel for the Independent reported 10,000 cereal farmers with 1,300 tractors were hitting the streets of Paris and demanding government help for their industry. These farmers had spent two days driving their tractors to Paris. We live in the heart of rural agricultural France. I see how hard these farmers work. Often at midnight, they are still driving their machines in the fields. Day after day. Evidently they want government tax breaks.. I think driving to Paris is not something they would idly do. It is time the farmers, the environmentalists and the financiers go together and talked things over. It’s time for change. Too many pesticides. Too many situations causing serious depression. Too many people with cancer. These things are linked. Now it’s time for the different people involved to be linked up, so they can make adjustments and find satisfactory solutions.
Joselyn Morton
Film review Beneath Hill 60. Went to the Country last weekend as its a long weekend on account of Anzac Day falling on a Sunday. (We do something similar for the Queens birthday. Like she's had it already but we don't get the holiday till June 14 and that’s too close to the Anzac day holiday. Good isn't it? Lately there is a lot of flag waving by drunken ignorant youth in our cities on Anzac day. I even ran into a huge group of happily drunken young Aussies and 'kiwis' (!!!!!) I hate the term, in Istanbul around Anzac day. They were of to 'the cove' to rise hungover on the 25th to hear freeloading politicians withtheir wives rabble on about mateship and dying for the flag even if it was
invading a sovereign country half-way round the world. Now there is a beaut new movie for this young crowd. This movie shows us what great blokes Aussies are, and how they liked to play practical jokes on young girls and it is showing at the local cinema. Beneath Hill 60 - top title eh? A bunch of miners from Queensland go to the trenches in Europe to help the hopeless Brits out, with their 'ingenuity' by draining the water out from around the explosives. TheBrits and a nutty Canadian to save the day. They achieve this despite a British officer in charge being bloody awful to them. Guess what? They get to blow the hill to bits although they have
to kill one of their own in the process. So exciting - the really good bit was the note on the screen just before the end-credits saying that the Germans recovered what was left of the hill soon after. Once again brave Aussies wasted their lives and drinking time, for the weak-as-piss Brits although they were very brave in doing it. The major sponsor for this project (in addition to the taxpayer) was a pub in Townsville. A XXXX to them for their largesse. A brave effort form the noted actor/director Jeremy Sims who has now has his credit as 'Jeremy Hartley Sims'. Talented Aussie Actor Brendan Cowell, who is the flavour of the year in daggy guy movies, is at his romantic best in the scene when he puts salt in his 16 year old girlfriend’s tea. I missed his Hamlet but I guess there was plenty of motivation for Ophelia in that production.
Last Sunday, 25th April, London's Hammersmith Apollo was packed with an audience of over 3,000 fans of Humphrey Lyttleton, attending a memorial concert to celebrate the life and work of "Humph" who died two years ago on 26th April.
It was a fund-raising event to launch The Humphrey Lyttleton Royal Academy of Music Jazz Award, and his son, Stephen Lyttleton, introduced starry guest musicians, including Courtney Pine, Elkie Brooks, Jools Holland and Acker Bilk, plus a host of comedians who had worked with Humph on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - the regulars, Barry Cryer, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden, Rob Brydon, Jeremy Hardy and Tony Hawks to name but a few.
It was a unique celebration, quoted as "more like a party than a concert, but that's what it was meant to be". The concert was recorded for broadcast on Radio 4, and will be scheduled at a later date.
I was not one of the audience, but on Monday this week, I attended a smaller event - the Royal Television Society Veterans' lunch.
Now I cannot claim to be a television veteran, but I was there to see Denis Norden who, at 88, had been tempted back to take the stage for an ‘in conversation’ interview with the mere youngster, Barry Cryer. As a script-writer, and long-time professional partner of Frank Muir, Denis helped to modernise post-war comedy, with the influential radio show, Take It From Here being their first venture.
It was a fascinating interview, which, unfortunately, was not recorded.
However, I hope to persuade Denis to come along to the Radio 7 studios to continue his ‘conversation with Barry Cryer’ - and this time it will certainly be recorded!
You can catch Take It From Here on Tuesday at 8am, 12pm and 7pm. Mary Kalemkerian, Head of programmes, BBC Radio 7
I was caught under the wheels of a truck while cycling to work in June 2005
(He completely didn't see me, and hit me from behind…).
Initially I had three operations over the course of a week to save my leg, and I was given a 50/50 on each operation. The doctors stabilised the wound, and told me that I would need new knee as I had lost half of my original knee (it was ground off…), this would involve no sports again, so no running or cycling etc.
Amazingly I grew back the missing part of my knee, which the doctors said was a medical first. Slowly I learnt how to walk again, first on crutches for a year and a half… then some pretty good limping action - I was registered disabled until the spring of last year (2009). Now I can cycle again and I feel pretty good about that, so I felt I needed a challenge and a way of celebrating this.
After the accident I became aware (i.e. removed my head from the ground) of the very high probability of man made global warming. So as a rampant traveller I thought it would be good to try zero emission ways of travelling. I embarked on some wonderful go-slo holidays (cycling, taking trains, sailing) and managed to give up flying for nearly a year and a half. I felt it would be great to tie in this kind of travel with my challenge, and decided that I would aim to get as far as I can down the zero meridian with zero emissions.
So please please sponsor me - even if its just a little amount - the direct link for sponsorship is www.justgiving.org/00 . All proceeds are going to save Rainforest,
The challenge is called 'Double Zero' because I will always travel on the very closest road to the Greenwich Meridian (the Zero or 'Prime' Meridian), and produce no emissions on my way (ok, i will exhale...) I will accomplish this by cycling from Greenwich to Newhaven Harbour (the nearest harbour to where the Meridian leaves the UK), then sailing to Le Harvre (the nearest harbour in France), then cycling the whole way to just south of Denia in Spain, where the Meridien leaves Europe south to Africa. The only exceptions I will make is that I will avoid motorways, and I will not go backwards (except where impossible not to) to stay on the closest road.
Twitter excerpts
17 Apr 1000: Massive breakfast & check map 4 Pyrenees ascent. Is fitting we in Lourdes as will need bloody miracle to get over mountains.
1100: Joined by Henry Bateson whos driven fr Paris, sporting new racing bike & red German skintight Lycra branded GUT. Looks large red jelly.
1600: 81 yr old cyclist actually catches up w Conny who 2b fair is slow on Brompton. He joins party for 3 hrs until Ibos, south of Tarbes.
1900: We arrive Lourdes. Nearly thru France. Strange town w. many many catholics hovering. Find 4* hotel, shower eat and go 2 a bar. A bar!!
Midnight: Go clubbing in Lourdes w Henry/Conny. Forgotten what nightlife was all about. Feel strange & out of place & it isnt just the lycra
Apr 18: Wake early to say bye 2Conny who has adventure of own 2make UK 4monday meeting overland. Henry stayed in club till 5 & has hangover.
1600: Above Mountain village Argeles-Gasost sign says Col d"Aubisque (1709m) closed! Conny/Henry find hard 2hide relief. Back down 2 Lourdes
1500: After organising travel plans very late start. Bye 2Francis who has work on monday. Man who nearly cycled whole of France will Bmissed
1400:Conny found out has business meeting London Monday. no flights due2 volcano has 2leave sunday. Can only start Pyrenean adventure. Damn.
Apr 19 1200: Go shops. Cant find new inner tube 2replace puncture yesterday eve. Beg in village. Kind man finds 1. Saved. Now 4mountains..
1200: Set off alone for first time. Henry's headache 2much & cant cycle. Brand new bike sits on back of car as he offers 2b support vehicle!
1500: Encounter Henry in car on route. Also has remembered business meeting in Paris Monday & must go. Amazing what sight of Pyrenees does..
1800: Arrive Larons via alternative route. Find hotel & prepare 4attack on Pyrenees pass Col du Portalet 2Spain tomorrow, alone 4 1st time..
Apr 20: Wake inSpain. In garage. Comfy tho & had hot shower last night. Say bye2 cycle fans Pedro&Catia after breakfast & continue downhill
1600:Hah these pyrenees are easy. Half way up the 30km straight climb and i still have both knees. Stop to buy some local cheese as its made
1800: Ok they´re not easy. The climb is much steeper now. I can hardly breathe due to altiutude, and its now pissing with rain and very cold
1900: Going v slow. Above snow line. No cars on road. Have 1st flashes of horrid death frozen on bike. No idea how far 2go. Gets dark v soon
1930: Have made the top!! Tired but exhalted. Now i know why they call it Poory-Knees. Met Portugese couple: photos of me,& place to sleep.
2000: Cycle down 2local ski resort in Spain where couple work.Stopped by Spainish police suspect I may be terrorist! On bike! Pannier bombs?
Apr 21 1400: Again uphill. Another steep mountain. Hate 00 route at moment. Could b following river in next valley. Water worryingly short
1400: 20km downhill! What goes up… Sadly find out that Spanish side of Pyrenees MUCH more severe. Go up again, another 20km up. Then down…
1900: Follow exquisite river 4 many miles down towards Broto town. Make camp by river. Alone in dark foreign land. My senses are electric.
Apr 22 1300: Arrive Barbastro. Cafe in main square w wifi. Eat, buy food, get nu inner tube. Enjoy cute Spanish town. Back into the wild...
1600: Wilderness. Totally empty roads. Find spring near top of mountain. Water! God is there for me. Get puncture at spring. God has giggle.
1900: Down thru empty lands. Spain unpopulated compared 2 France. A few crumbling ruins. Vast forests & dazzling views. Camp w. Pine trees
As Chris explained, “We can only thank the volcanic eruption and the red shirts for giving us this totally unplanned beach holiday! And Gayle for choosing the right spot!”
The ‘right spot’ is Koh Samed.
In Bangkok itself there are formidable barricades of truck tyres containing hundreds of sharpened bamboo sticks. The military troops are just across a wide busy road from the demonstrators. The red shirts support the former Prime Minister, Thaksin Shinawatra who was ousted in a military coup in 2006. He brought in cheap health care – hence their loyalty and devotion. Their posters read ‘We Love Democracy’. They appeal on red shirt radio for donations to get demonstrators to the rallies. They claim to be a movement for social change. Some 5-star hotels are refusing bookings to tourists.
Possibly the most distinctive, rich and resonant voice which brought both warmth and authority to commentaries on great state occasions, was that of the distinguished Scottish actor, writer and director, Tom Fleming. In 1953, it was Tom who graced the BBC radio airwaves with his commentary on The Coronation of Queen Elizabeth.
From then on his commentating skills guided listeners through such occasions as the Queen's Silver Jubilee, the wedding of Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer, the enthronements of two popes, and funerals of such luminaries as Viscount Montgomery, Earl Mountbatten, Princess Grace of Monaco, Diana Princess of Wales and the Queen Mother.
Throughout 44 years Tom's informative and mellifluous presentation brought us the annual coverage of the Edinburgh Military Tattoo with another annual duty being commentator for the Ceremony of Remembrance at the Cenotaph.
Passionately committed to Scottish theatre, he was also one of the finest British actors of his generation, on stage, screen and radio, whether playing in King Lear, Macbeth, Julius Caesar or in the title role in Jesus of Nazareth (this was the first time Jesus had been portrayed on television).
Tom Fleming died, at the age of 82, last Sunday 18th April. His last work for BBC Radio, two years ago, was in a dramatisation of Sir Walter Scott's The Heart of Midlothian, in which he played Davie Deans. (Tom was actually President of The Edinburgh Sir Walter Scott Club).
As a tribute to Tom, we will be broadcasting the Heart of Midlothian (produced by Bruce Young and dramatised by Gerda Stevenson) in the last week of June, on the anniversary of Tom's birth, plus a 2004 dramatisation of The Master of Ballantrae, in which Tom also appeared.
Radio Producer Patrick Rayner tells me that Tom featured in "a substantial and unusually villainous role" in two episodes of McLevy, series 4 - Sins of the Father and The Devil's Disguise. We will be repeating those programmes at a later date.
This Sunday thousands of runners will be pounding the streets of London to raise money for charity by running in the 29th London Marathon. I will merely be a spectator, but I do know of one radio colleague who is taking up the challenge. My offer of borrowing a Bob the Builder outfit from Cbeebies was, alas, turned down, but I will endeavour to make it to the route to hand out jelly beans and wine gums in the spirit of stamina-support.
Good luck if you or your friends or colleagues happen to be taking part in the London Marathon.If you are unable to be there in person, I hope you'll be tuned into BBC television and cheering the runners on from the comfort of your armchair.
Happy listening! Mary Kalemkerian
Head of Programmes, BBC Radio 7
Divisions between different Jewish groups have always existed. The Ashkenazi (nazi???) Jews (from Northern Europe) dislike the Sephardic Jews (from the Orient and the Mediterranean) but they especially hate the Yemeni Jews (brought into Palestine to replace Arab workers) because they were Arab Jews (go figure).
The term “Ashkenazi” actually comes from the Hebrew word for ‘Germany’ reflecting the fact that many Ashkenazi Jews settled in Germany and along the RhineValley. Over time, the Ashkenazim were pushed back into Eastern Europe.
In Sydney we have the Jews who are sick of the ‘survivor Jews’; the Jews from Europe hate the ‘suburban’ South African Jews and they all hate the Russian Jews who arrived most recently. This is normal in the Jewish community. Argument is normal – the old Jewish joke goes ‘If you have two Jews you will have three sides of an argument. My daughters reject their Jewish heritage because of Israel.
The majority of Zionist officials who held power from the 1920’s through to the 1970’s came from Eastern Europe and are thought to be descendant from the Khazar people who converted to Judaism. The Khazars originated in the Caucasus, not in Palestine and therefore had no part in Hebrew history and are not Semites.
The Khazars were a potent military force in Eastern Europe till about the middle of the 11th century, their last power base being the Crimean peninsula. In the 7th and 8th centuries, they defeated the Eastern Caliphate in several key battles, thus halting the spread of Islam north of the Caucasus mountain range, much the same as what the Carolingian rulers did to the Western Caliphate at the Pyrenees. (Ironically, these Jewish converts made Eastern Europe safe for Christianity.) The Khazars gained control over major waterways such as the Caspian Sea, the VolgaRiver, and the DnieperRiver. The Khazar kings collected tribute from many of the East Slavic tribes as well as from traders traversing their country. Large garrisons were stationed at hill-forts located at strategic points throughout the kingdom (e.g., Kiev by the Dnieper, Sarkel by the Don, Samandar by the Caspian) to guard against enemy invaders.
The king of the Khazars learned the Torah with the assistance of the Jewish preacher Isaac Sangari, whose existence has recently been verified (by the discovery of poems authored by Sangari in the Firkovitch collection of manuscripts). In the 9th century, the Khazarian kings and nobles officially converted to Judaism. Surrounded by the Islamic Eastern Caliphate of Persia and the Christian Byzantine Empire, the Khazars may have chosen Judaism as their state religion to avoid being religiously (and hence politically) dominated by either empire, so that they could avoid being labelled as heathens while at the same time remaining independent of their powerful neighbours. By the start of the 10th century, Judaism gained a stronghold among the common Khazar people, and the Hebrew script came into use in Khazaria. However, most of the soldiers in the Khazar army were Muslims, and the non-Khazar ethnic groups within the Khazar Empire (such as the Slavs, Bulgars, and Goths) did not adopt Judaism but rather remained pagans, Muslims, and Christians.
Shlomo Sands in[i] his book The Invention of the Jewish Nation has a chapter titled ‘Realms of Silence’. He quotes the well-known Jewish author Arthur Koestler, a Zionist pioneer in his youth. Koestler [ii] ;
writing about the Khazar wrote… ‘genetically they are more closely related to the Hun, Uiger and Madyar tribes than to the seed of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.’ Shlomo comments ‘Koestler was not certain, in the 1970’s whether the non- Ashkenazi Jews were descendants of the Judeans, and if the Khazar conversion was an exception in Jewish history. At the end of his book Koestler covers himself by saying “[iii]
‘Israel’s right to exist is not based on the hypothetical origins of the Jewish people, nor the mythological covenant of Abraham with God; it is based on international law - i.e. on the United Nations’ decision in 1947 …. Whatever the Israeli citizens’ racial origins, and whatever illusions they entertain about them, their State exists de jure and de facto, and cannot be undone, except by genocide.
Shlomo continues;
… In the 1970’s Israel was caught up in the momentum of territorial expansion, and without the Old Testament in its hand and the ‘exile of the Jewish’ in its memory, it would have no justification for annexing Arab Jerusalem and establishing settlements in the West bank, the Gaza Strip, the Golan heights and even the Sinai Peninsula. …. the Zionist was entirely caught up in the mythology of an eternal ‘ethnic’ time.[iv]
From the end of WWI the Zionist leadership concentrated on mobilising its community towards one clear goal - the construction of an infrastructure for a Jewish State in Palestine. Eastern European Jews who had arrived in the second aliya produced the first strata of leaders and formed the core from which the political elite was drawn until the 1970’s. This system of quasi alternative Government was in full operation by the 1930’s.[v]
Ilan Pappe, who in 2004 taught both Israeli and Palestinian students in Haifa, writes
‘The Zionist leaders had a holistic approach to their role, which permeated every sphere of their communal life with force and determination, just as it (Zionism) invaded every neglected or empty space in the land it could reach.’[vi]
The Zionists greatest success was in extracting the Zionist community from the British colonial state in significant spheres of life. One of the earliest examples of this was education.
The Zionist educational unit founded in 1914 was an essential tool in creating a new reality. [vii] The most surprising act by the British colonial government was to appoint several Zionists to the general directory of education, which was responsible only for the Palestinian, i.e. government, schools.[viii]
Unfortunately the Palestinians leaders, it seems, were ready to leave the social and economic life of Palestine to the British.
The Palestinian leaders, semi-feudal in the countryside and authoritarian in the cities, were unable to transcend the narrow world of the politics of notables. In a situation where political elites fought each other vehemently, this narrowmindedness was tantamount to paralysis and stagnation.[ix]
Palestinians were dispossessed in many ways including the Zionists fully exploiting the (mostly Ottoman) ownership laws to take over lands that had been cultivated by the same families for centuries without ownership. Another common method was to purchase land from absentee landlords and then evict the tenants.
Jacqueline Rose quotes Hannah Arendt as having predicted with uncanny prescience the future of the new nation after its victory in the coming (1948) war.
‘The ‘victorious’ Jews would live surrounded by an entirely hostile Arab population, secluded inside ever-threatened borders, absorbed with physical self-defence to a degree that would submerge all other interests and activities. The growth of a Jewish culture would cease to be the concern of the whole people; social experiments would have to be discarded as impractical luxuries; political thought would centre around military strategy; economic development would be determined exclusively by the need of war.’ [x]
In November 1947 a proposal was put forward in the United Nations proposing a partition of Palestine. It would create two states. Maps, including the failed 1937 partition from the Peel commission, available at
http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/historical/israel_hist_1973.jpg show the suggested partition - but maybe more interestingly are the ‘pre biblical’ maps, which seem to give a detailed geographical location for the periods 930 BC to 142 BC. I guess they were drawn up and placed into the dead sea scrolls or something – there is no reference to where they come from. That they exist as a record in an institution such as the Texas library demonstrates the depth of reach that the Zionists and their supporters have had.
The world’s two biggest powers; both holders of veto power; the British and US Governments were Israel’s major backers with their support for the 1947 partition. Although these Governments had a long record of supporting the Zionists’ work over many decades it appears that the German Holocaust against the European Jews, and others, was the clincher behind the UN decision to give Palestine to the Jews – not that Palestine or Germany were related in any way. Palestinians immediately opposed this decision made by foreigners over their lives. They attacked Jewish settlements and so began the ‘official war ‘that lasted from May 1948 to January 1949. The Zionists’ planning since 1946 for this battle gave them the edge over Palestinians who lacked the logistic and planning skills experience and faced a better-equipped Jewish army.
Palestinian military strategy was undermined by a secret agreement between the Jordanians and the Zionists that the Jordanians would fudge their army’s support so that it would be ineffective. The armies of Egypt, Syria, and Lebanon proved to be grossly ineffective against the well trained Jewish soldiers.
The ethnic cleansing began in March 1948,[xi] two months before the State of Israel was declared. Extreme violence was used including the murder of whole Arab village populations (eg Dir Yassin April 1948). In some villages only males between 13 and 50 years old were slaughtered. These murders were mostly accompanied by the total destruction of the villages. In preparing for the possibility of not winning total victory the Zionists had studied the geographical importance of each village and lists of villages designated for obliteration were handed out to army commanders. About half of the 1000 Palestinian villages, established for centuries, were so destroyed.
70,000 of the large landholders in Palestine and the Palestinian ‘notables’, had left the country by January 1948[xii], having botched their responsibility for the political negotiations.
The British Government, which abandoned its legal and moral responsibility for the Mandate, fled home by the middle of May 1948 after the ceasefire. Pro- Zionist British officers gave one of the Zionist gangs, the Hagana, control of essential services and military bases while pro-Palestinian British officers were unable to contact the Palestinians. Bank accounts in Britain holding money accumulated over 30 years from Palestine were handed over by the British to the Jews.[xiii]
In 1947 Jews possessed only 6% of the land, had a population that was just 30% of the total Palestinian population - with the vast majority of that 30% having been in Palestine for less than five years.
In 1948, 750,000 Palestinian people were dispossessed of their land, farms, houses and businesses and forced into exile by the Zionists. This of course radically changed the numbers as this 750,000 represented ‘90% of those living in what had been designated to be the Jewish State’[xiv]. This vile, desperate situation of the Palestinian exiles festers to this day.
The three books written by Jewish authors (Ilan Pappe’s A history of Modern Palestine, 2004, Jacqueline Roses’ The Question is Zion, 2005 and the recent book by Shlomo Sand The Invention of the Jewish People, 2009) are essential reading for a fuller understanding of this subject but it is to a book written by a Palestinian that I will now turn to, to close this brief, clumsy attempt to share some of the story of the theft of Palestine from its people in the process of the creating a Jewish State - The Question of Palestine by Edward W. Said[xv]
Page 69 (condensed extract)
…. although it coincided with an era of the most virulent Western anti-Semitism,
Zionism also coincided with the period of unparalleled European territorial acquisition in Africa and Asia, and it was as part of this general movement of acquisition and occupation that Zionism was launched initially by Theodor Herzl………
Zionism never spoke of itself as a Jewish liberation movement, but rather as a Jewish movement for colonial settlement in the Orient. To those Palestinian victims that Zionism sought to displace, the fact that the Zionists had been victims of European anti-Semitism, cannot have helped their understanding of Israel’s continued oppression of Palestinians. Palestinians could see quite clearly that, once victims themselves, Occidental Jews in Israel had become oppressors …. (the fact that) no sizable segment of the Israeli population has as yet been able to confront the terrible social and political injustice done to the native, is an indication of how deeply ingrained are the (by now) anomalous imperialist perspectives basic to Zionism. The fact that no Palestinian has as yet been able to reconcile himself to Zionism suggests the extent to which, for the Palestinian, Zionism has appeared to be an uncompromisingly exclusionary, discriminatory, colonialist praxis (accepted practise).
Page 72 One needs to repeat that what in Zionism served the no doubt justified ends of Jewish tradition, saving the Jews as a people from homelessness and anti-Semitism and restoring them to nationhood, also collaborated with those aspects of the dominant Western Culture (in which Zionism institutionally lived) making it possible for Europeans to view non-Europeans as inferior, marginal, and irrelevant.
(Something to think about when Israel celebrates the sixty-second anniversary of its‘creation day’ this May eh)
Stephen O’Rourke
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[x] Jacqueline Rose, ‘The Question is Zion’, (quoting Hannah Arendt, from her article” To save the Jewish Homeland- there is still time”, May 1948 in The Jew as Pariah p187.)PrincetonUniversity Press, London, 2005,pp
[xi] Pappe, Ilan, A History of Modern Palestine, Cambridge University Press, Cambridge, 2004, pp137
Captions: 1) Gateway to Kandahar at an intersection of Kabul, Pakistan Highways;
2) Kandahar Arch 3) Afghan goats 4) street scene
Interesting how the 3 main political British leaders avoided mentioning Afghanistan in their first televised political debate. I think the budget for the war in Afghanistan is £4.5bln each year. Quite a tidy sum. If they pulled the soldiers out, they could reallocate that money to health, education, housing, transport, pensions. All those areas need money – they are not looking after their citizens properly. They lack education, they can’t afford proper health care. Many die needlessly from neglect or lack of correct treatment. These citizens also lack a sense of well-being, of hope, of community spirit. They are violent and unemployed. They weren’t born like that.
How can a British government justify spending those billions in Afghanistan when their own citizens are so poorly off?
It was sad to note that the Green Party were not asked to participate in the debate. I think their leader, Caroline Lucas would have done justice to her party. I read their manifesto today. It made good sense. It was straightforward and it looked as though they did know how to balance their sums. They are not just intellectuals, there are many practical and environmentally sound members in their midst. I just don’t know why they are not seizing the moment when the other parties are in such obvious disarray.
20th January 2012, a very innocuous sort of date. Christmas and New Year’s Eve are already a distant memory and spring is a big stretch of the imagination. January can be a long month so thank god we have been having these amazing blue sky, sunny afternoons. Plenty of ice in the mornings (hence Roger’s cover shot) but as our central heating is working a treat, we are cosy during the night and cheered up during the afternoon.
In fact, I am already on ‘travel-mode’ as we take off for the UK Saturday week. We’ll be gone for 3 weeks and although I could knuckle-down and post, quite frankly, I’d rather kick up my heels and have fun. We don’t have any more travel plans lined up for the rest of the year and I am hopeless martyr-material, so the next post is very arbitrary indeed, as I want to make the most of our friends and whatever exciting events fall into our lap. There is a possibility that I might do a posting in Oxford on Friday 10 February – otherwise it will be on my return (sometime after 18 Feb) am definitely not wasting Chelsea-time blog posting!)
Meanwhile on pre-travel time, I have been painting the bathroom, so I will gloss over that, as it is one of my least favourite activites.
Costa Concordia has been dominating the news this week.A sad tragedy of a luxury ocean liner hitting a rock, sinking and passengers losing their lives – many bodies have not yet been recovered. The Captain has been shamed and his life will never be the same – not since we heard a broadcast of a conversation with him and the Coast Guard, when the Coast Guard said, “ Vada a bordo, Cazzo.” ( “Get back on board for fuck’s sake.”)
In Britain things are still rather shite – a daily newspaper reported that nearly two thirds on UK children who are living in poverty are from working families. That’s bad. It was also reported that Philip Clarke who is the CEO of Tesco earns (! How?) £6.9 mil. Yet, evidently Tesco does not pay the London living wage. That is totally sick and totally unacceptable.
Perhaps it is time to boycott Tesco until they start to even things up somewhat. Like what does Philip Clarke do with his
£6.9 mil every year? How can he look any of those Tesco workers in the eye, knowing what he knows. There’s some cruel, greedy bastards around.
Talking of which I have to find out what to do about the google ads that appear on my blog and which have done for the two and a half years – even though I have only have had one payment, which was (I think) 76c.
So good luck with the rest of January, Joselyn Morton
Contents, 13 Jan 2012
Ireland: Daren Blake
Degas: JD Morton
Thailand: Chris Mougne
Richard French’s London
Skri Lanka: Graham White
Cover: Roger Morton
13 Jan, 2012
Friday thirteenth, Black Friday – so we indulged our superstition and stayed inside all day. In the countryside, in the middle of winter, it is very easy to do. Occasionally I glanced at the television and yes France was having a bad day. The American Credit Agency, Standard & Poor (are they having a laugh?) were down-grading the euro. Yes France has lost its AAA rating.
If I had lots of euros I could maybe feel more distraught. However, this rating thing could have a silver lining for France – it may lose Sarkozy the Presidential election; it will certainly effect his rating, which has never been lower.
Meanwhile the French ferry company Sea France has gone bust with upwards of 8,000 employees losing their jobs. Curiously Sarkozy suggested these employees should pool their redundancy to raise the €40mill needed to keep the company going. Curious because this was the thread of our Rock Musical Meatworks, produced and performed in 2000 – does that make us right-wing? Bloody hell, sobering thought.
Interestingly last year a proposal to refloat the company with €200mill of Government aid was blocked by the European Commission after a complaint by the other shipping line P&O – well they would complain, wouldn’t they, they are their competition.
Our neighbours popped in the night before last – they are normally very cheerful, but not at the moment – they are very worried about the state of the economy in France. For example, the figures of mal-logement are horrifying large. I believe it is around 8 million. The famous footballer Erik Cantona has taken up the cause and in fact looks as though he is becoming quite an all-round political animal – as opposed to Beckham who seems happy to be a sexual object and being more blatant than subtle is opening up his own underwear range. Jesus wept.
The Loony American Republicans are still drumming up ‘war on Iran’ rants. Sadly another Iranian scientist was killed as a result of a bomb. No one is suggesting he was killed by Americans but he certainly wasn’t killed by Iranians. Days later there is video footage of American soldiers pissing on dead Afghanis. It is all very barbaric.
It is time the world grew up, isn’t it? I’m the first one to want to kick up my heels and have fun but at the same time I try not to shrink my responsibilities (or the kids.)
Let the bad times stop and the good times roll. Please. Joselyn Morton
Contents:3 Jan, 2012
Thailand: Chris Mougne
Sri Lanka: Graham White
The Owl in the tree: JD Morton
India: Graham White
BBC Radio4 Extra: Mary Kalemkerian
3 January, 2012
Happy New Year and Bonne Année everybody and sorry I didn’t do this on the day. Anyway, I reckon you would all have had much more important stuff to do – and it is only today when boredom set in, that you will have felt inclined to look at what’s on the All Extremely Precarious blog.
Graham White, who last year got snowed in for 40 days on the trot, in The Borders (or was it 40 weeks?) …. Anyway, read how he is now relishing hot and beautiful Sri Lanka, seemingly engulfed in flowers and surf. Enjoy it, Graham, you deserve it. Managed to pin down busy Chrissie Mougne and she has fascinating photos of Thailand. The woman speaks Thai and smiling is her natural expression, so doors open.
Our friend Daren visited from Ireland and even though their economy is shrinking at the speed of light, he came armed with presents – deep, dense, black Irish peat (I didn’t know one could buy such a thing, It’s like buying ‘away- in- the-manger’ fresh straw) for the fire; a Killarney, Kerry Woollen Mills 100% Merino and lambswool rug for my legs (I’ll never be cold again) a bottle of Irish Meadow blend wine and whiskey (I’ll always be drunk) and an enormous tin of Cadbury’s roses (I’m showing definite signs of being a habitual chocoholic.)
I’ve just realised the vacuum cleaner may have been sitting in the sitting room (mmmm!) for the whole year already. I must use it or move it.
There was a good joke in the latest London Review of Books Something to do with “ Mao said well if it had been Kruschev who had died instead of Kennedy, Onasis certainly wouldn’t have married Mrs Kruschev!”
I’m glad I bought yesterday’s 2 janvier Sud Ouest as it had a retrospective of Iturria’s best cartoon’s for 2011. He’s a funny dude with an international-based source of humour. I liked the one where he had drawn a ‘pillory’ and as well as holes for the head and arms there was a little hole for a willy. It said “ Nouveau pilori a l’usage des hommes politiques” and underneath was added “ Juin: L’affaire DSK n’en finit pas de faire couler de l’encre.
There was also a very good review of Paul Smith’s book Notes. (We love him as he has bought a few of Roger’s photos).
I think most people are relieved that 2011 is over. However no one is jubilant about the sound of 2012 (probably because of all the new-age scaremongery that has gone on about the world coming to an end.) Maybe it is time to consider ‘the rights’ of the world. The term is ecocide and hopefully profit-driven companies are going to be caught and made to stop committing ecocide. Fracking was maybe the new 2011 word – as in ‘I love my water, stop fracking with it.’ US landowners have been leasing their land to shale gas developers in the NE of the USA. The process blasts chemicals, sand and water into shale rocks to release the oil and gas they contain. Consequently there have been earthquakes in Oklahoma in the US and Blackpool in the UK.
Maybe even more shocking was to see TV images of black-robed priests in the big church in Bethlehem bashing each other with brooms – at Christmas. They were all Christians, they weren’t young drunk adolescents. These were holy men in a church. They had some difference of opinion. It was a very depressing sight. Almost as bad as reading that in Britain every year around 2,000 young Muslim girls get their genitals mutilated by their mothers in order to make them marriageable. They are called ‘cutting parties’. Inexcusable.
Then in Israel, little 8 year old girls were being spat at by black-suited men because their clothes were not modest enough for their Jewish Orthodox religion. It was heartening to see the hundreds of people who demonstrated to show how despicable they thought the men’s actions were to these little girls on their way to school.
So that’s 3 major religions all fucking up. Let’s hope they can get something sorted, so that everyone can have the Happy New Year that we have all been enthusiastically wishing on them.
Bonne Anneé a tous, Joselyn Morton
Contents
les z'brides: Laurence Cappelletto
Mel Philipps in Nepal
I feel sad: Joselyn Duffy Morton
Richard French in London
Stephen O’r’s Sydney
BBC Radio 4 Extra: Mary Kalemkerian
Cover: Roger Morton
Five more days to Xmas, which is a bit of an indictement on me because I should have posted the blog days ago. I have, however, been busy. I’ve edited another ebook; assessed a script for Oxford Editors, spent a day in bed recovering from drinking too much white wine. Visited my (new!) homoeopath in Angouleme; went with Roger to his specialist in Perigueux, visited the Post office on a daily basis (such a nice experience compared to Post Offices in London. Christine, tells me the cheapest way, where to buy the roll of brown paper, ‘scotches’ it all up for me. And I’m sorted.) found Laurence’s expo, did a big shop, found the Xmas presents we needed; went to the kinesithereapeute M Vimber for the 5mm gap in the tendon in my left shoulder twice a week – talked politics with him for half an hour (in French. Be impressed!) found our Xmas decorations (if you saw the state of our attic, you would be doubly impressed; persuaded M Larrouy to come and give us devi for windows in the attic (progress!). This evening we popped in on our neighbour Joelle and she promptly gave us a dish of deer and rabbit to take home, from a batch she was making. That takes care of tomorrow’s lunch. And throughout it all, we are being kept warm by the wood-fuelled central heating. Thank fucking Christ. What a difference.
I’ve also watched bits of the News of the world trial on the tele. Today it was Piers Morgan. Am afraid, he might be found to be very involved. That is unless Heather ex- Maka wife comes forward and says she gave him her phone to listen to. Two world leaders died this week – the much-loved Czech poet and playwright Vaclav Havel and North Korean’s not-so-loved Mr Kim il Sung. However because Mr Kim il Sung has nuclear weapons and powerful Chinese allies, America has never dared invade (even though they declared N Korea to be in the axis of evil. Thank you Bush). They were not the only world figures to die in the last few days. The cancer that Christopher Hitchens had been fighting finally won. I didn’t agree with him on everything but applauded his sentiment that “religion was nothing but trouble”
Conversely David Cameron was in Oxford for a speech on the 400th anniversary of the King James Bible. He said “We are a Christian country and should not be afraid to say so.” Let the ripples commence …
This coming week, when everything quietens down, I plan to watch some episodes of Channel 4’s Fresh Meat because Robin and Buffie’s youngest daughter Charlotte is in it. I am pleased for its success especially as it has just won ‘best new comedy programme. My secret hope is that it will pave the way for our wonderful Rock Musical Meatworks because by the time we raise funding for that, people will have got accustomed to the word Meat….Meat… Meat.
Catchy, huh.
Stay warm Joselyn Morton
Contents 9 Dec, 2011
Tribunal Decision from GrahamWhite
Good wishes: Claudia Ward
Sexy: J D Morton
Bad Bankers
Richard French in London
Fukushima nuclear: J Morton
Licorne exposition: R&JMorton
Stephen O’R’s Sydney
BBC Radio4 Extra: Mary Kalemkerian
We’re going out in a few minutes, so I’ve got to be quick. Right now we are putting half the stuff that is in the rose bedroom into our bedroom. We have already taken loads of stuff out of our bedroom so that this could happen (including a few kilos of manky dust). I don’t have any religion or strong superstitions except that every year, a few days before New Year’s Eve, I seem compelled to have a big clear-out.
I also need to have a big clear-out with this blog because it seems to be bunged up. I realise I posted quite a large amount today but sadly it doesn’t show them all at once. When you reach the (apparent) end of today’s posting, you have to click on ‘older posts’ for Richard French’s first week in London to appear (likewise what’s going on in Fukushima, plus the exhibition in Lusignac, Stephen O’R’s tête a tête with his plumber as the rain gushed down and Mary Kalemkerian’s advice to find something to laugh about.
Annoying especially as I am very pleased that we’ve got some witty words coming in from Richard once again. It has been great over the last three days to get updates from Graham White on what has been going on in Bangalore with the Permanent People’s Tribunal against the Big 6 Pesticide companies. Very brave of those people (including Graham) who went there to testify. Some of those companies have budgets equal to that of a small country. The amounts of money involved in the sale of Pesticides is immense – as is the amounts of money involved in the sale of arms, pharmaceuticals and investment banking. This is why the guys who run these companies are the guys who lobby their own government to get the laws passed that they want passed. For example the money Goldman Sachs donated Barak Obama’s Democratic campaign is immense which is why on Piers Morgan the other day, when he was interviewing Michael Moore, Michael Moore succinctly asked the question “Why can't Wall Street put up a good candidate for the contest for President? Then replied. They already have. Barak Obama! He has had more funding from Goldman Sachs, than all the Republican candidates put together. No Goldman Sachs people have yet gone to jail. Right, gotta go, I’m really late.
Have a good weekend, Joselyn Morton
Contents 3 Dec 2011
Permanent People’s Tribunal
A Rogue Fly J D Morton
Stephen O’R’s past
BBC Radio4 Extra: Mary Kalemkerian
3 Dec , 2011
Another December. Already, so soon. For some people it may be a time of reckoning. I am still too concerned with simply getting on with stuff. However, it could be a time for international soul-searching. Nobody knows where the world stands in China’s eyes. Until today, Europe evidently thought China was going to bail them out. Yeah right. Why would they after all the centuries of insults they have suffered at the hands of Europeans. But it’s about money not insults, isn’t it? For interesting insight into Japan, read October 17 issue of New Yorker, the article ‘The Fallout’ by Evan Osnos. It is sad and scary. At the time of the tsunami, some of the workers at the Fukushima plant were earning the equivalent of $11 an hour – the same as part-timers in Tokyo’s McDonald’s. Plus Japanese management had for years been forging receipts for repairs to reactors. Repairs that were never made. All about money, right.
Let’s hope the Permanent People’s Tribunal is successful against the Big 6 (see main article). Meanwhile the Olympic sponsor, Dow Chemicals is getting flack from protestors because they didn’t honourably settle after the Bhopal disaster – all about money. A fresh shipment of US-made tear gas arrived in Egypt on 25 November for the police to use against protestors. Totally about money. How does the weapons and arms industry get away with ‘crimes against humanity’. Laughable.
I didn’t know that Baron von Reuter’s (Reuter’s news agency) built Persia’s railway. (Thank you Robert Fisk) at a great profit. In 1953 the democratically elected Mohammed Mossadegh nationalised Britain’s oil in Iran. This was a pivotal time because the US and the UK then conspired to help overthrow him and since then there has been no love lost between them and Iran. I feel chilled when I hear about demands to declare war on Iran because of their nuclear industry. Some of the most interesting people I know are Iranians. One doesn’t declare war on a country. One declares war on its people.
A cheery note was seeing a retired US police chief in full uniform protesting with the Wall Street protestors because he feels “Corporate America has to be stopped.” It really is all about money. A friend in Ireland skyped the other day, he is very worried about what will happen to the Irish euro.
When I was a kid, working in a bank was considered boring beyond belief. I never entertained the idea, even for a second. Yet bank bosses bonuses must have helped a little with the boredom factor. (Let’s bang off some boredom with this blingy billion.)
Then there’s stress. Stress is major cause of concern in the world today. I’m not surprised. It is stressy out there. Thank god there are still people who can make us laugh. I could become a laughter groupie. Watch me. Joselyn Morton
Contents 21 Nov 2011
Photos: Roger Morton
My husband: JD Morton
Stephen O’R’s Sydney
BBC Radio 4 Extra: Mary Kalemkerian
21/11/2011
I have got a cold and so I am in a world of hot head and snot that world politics and poverty cannot penetrate. God help me if I ever get anything more serious. Besides which anything I write might be total waffle. I was intending to find out about Archbishop of York because he mentioned that in 2000 he was stopped by the police 8 times. He is from Uganda. He is black. I was also going to write about the UK NHS now planning to offer women the option of a caesarean birth. This is ‘cuts’ gone mad. Especially as it would cost an extra £800, not to mention the extra few minutes of GP time explaining what it involves or that afterwards, you would feel like shit and not want to cuddle your new-born baby because it might hurt to move or lift him or her. (Of course. If you started with a tight young vagina that is what you would still have, as opposed to a saggy old gumboot.) Oh these cold germs do make me feel bitter which is sad because we had such a pleasant week. We visited friends in Andernos who took us down to the beach where wetasted oysters fresh from their beds. However, we did wander round the old village of Canon in the rain, so that might be how I caught this frigging cold.At the time, I didn’t notice, I was too enamoured with the tiny colourful houses which seemed to be built straight onto the sand.
From there we hurried through the drizzle to see the magical-looking Algerian church. I learnt that the mansion built on the beach by the same architect got ripped down in the 60s and a very boring block of apartments put up in its place. Shameful but maybe that was in the guilty aftermath and misplaced emotions of the Algerian War.
And here we are still plagued by war. The Egyptians are having a hellish time. Peaceful solutions seem so difficult to achieve. Who made ‘peace’ into such a bad word? They have a lot to answer for.
Why can’t Americans concentrate on eradicating poverty in America instead of toying with the idea of going to war with Iran? For a modern country, their thinking is barbaric.
Meanwhile I am pleased to see that the scandal of unpaid interns is being revealed. Although evidently UK Job Centres are planning to place young people in unpaid positions for 8 weeks at Tesco’s, Sainsbury’s etc. They could lose their £50 weekly benefit if they refuse.
Tesco’s profits in April were over £3billion.Inland Revenue should put a stop to this unpaid work and to unpaid interns. Why? If people work but are not being paid, they don’t need to pay taxes. The State loses out. The young people lose out. Big businesses profit.
The other dirty word alongside peace, is Unions. If the Unions still had some power, this unpaid workwould not be allowed. (bollocks to experience. They are stacking shelves, sometimes working 12-hr days).
Anyway one of these days, some rich philanthropist will have an epiphany that ‘Poverty’ is a dirty word and throw some of their billions at it. I’m not holding my breath (well I’m not because I am endlessly blowing my nose.) Joselyn Morton ed
Contents: 11 Nov 2011
Stephen O'R's Sydney
BBC Radio4 Extra
Protest St Paul’s
Imperial College
Children in Need
Environment
Birds do Still Sing
Food
Freize Art
BBC Radio4 Extra
Cover: Roger Morton
11/11/11
A meaningful date. It is more than a month since I last posted anything new on my blog. Shameful. In that month, the world has not gone to hell in a hand-basket. Not quite. However there is flooding in Thailand and in the south of France and earthquakes in Turkey.
Steve Jobs who was once quoted as saying “I am not interested in being the richest man in the cemetery.” has died. He was only 56 years old. I guess he achieved more than a cluster of ninety year olds. Nonetheless it would be good if the cancer that killed him could be whipped out of existence.
The goddaughter of a friend has just died of cancer aged 24, only 5 weeks after she was diagnosed. She was in the womb when Chernobyl went off. Maybe other 24 year olds should be checked in case they were affected but could be treated in time.
Even so, it is still possible to have some grand times. In the last 3 weeks we have. Here is a brief summary of a few things we did. We were taken to breakfast on a Dorset beach café, the Hive, in the autumn sunshine. We walked the long jetty at Lyme Regis where The French Lieutenant was filmed (in which our kids played the young children that Merle Streep was tutoring). We admired a friend’s boat shed and her rowing dinghy on Southwold beach. We even walked along a crumbling Suffolk cliff. We stayed in Chelsea for a couple of days and caught a bus to the V & A where we enjoyed the Power of Making exhibition more than the Postmodernism one. We babysat in Oxford. We had yummy family meals in Muswell Hill. Sadly, we didn’t make it to Scotland to cousin Mabel’s 80th. As always, it was a real buzz and now I am back to nitty gritty reality in which I attempt to train myself to be positive and not dwell on all my undone tasks. Not easy. Sometimes, I turn up trumps – like two days before we left, we heard that we would miss K and K if we didn’t get there a day early. Somehow we did and had a jolly lunch with them in Paddington before K set off to Frankfort Book Fair to represent NZ (taking over from Iceland). Each year, the book fair concentrates on a particular country. Karl (CK Stead) as one of NZ’s most interesting authors is a very worthy representative. Already all that is in the past and I now share a sitting room with 3 weeks of Guardian and Independent newspapers (Roger’s favourites) and I inch my way around a kitchen which is inhabited by gigantic orange pumpkins. Something has to give.Joselyn Morton