All Extremely Precarious is an International newsblog with invited contributors
edited by Joselyn Morton
30 July 2010
BP OIL Spill
A copy of the contract issued by BP to scientists, obtained by the BBC, says they cannot publish the research they conduct for BP or speak about the data for at least three years, or until the government gives the final approval to the company's restoration plan for the gulf.
It also states that scientists may perform research for other agencies only so long as it does not conflict with the work they are doing for BP, and that they must take instructions from lawyers offering the contracts and other in-house counsel at the oil company.
Cary Nelson, president of the American Association of University Professors, criticised the contract. He told the BBC: "This is really one huge corporation trying to buy faculty silence in a comprehensive way."
Bob Shipp, head of marine sciences at the University of South Alabama and one of the scientists approached by BP's lawyers, said the company wanted to hire his whole department.
"They contacted me and said we would like to have your department interact to develop the best restoration plan possible after this oil spill," he said. "We laid the ground rules – that any research we did, we would have to take total control of the data, transparency and the freedom to make those data available to other scientists and subject to peer review. They left and we never heard back from them."
The lawsuits range from civil racketeering and personal-injury suits to claims from out-of-work shrimpers and owners of now-vacant hotels on the gulf shore.
The cost of the spill to BP has already exceeded $3.1bn (£2bn), and the company has pledged some of its assets as security to the US government while it builds up a promised $20bn compensation fund. Analysts at Goldman Sachs estimate the final bill for the disaster caused by the explosion on the Deepwater Horizon rig, which killed 11 workers, could run to $70bn.
Roger's favourite tractor, Fordson base on the Model T engine.
Five baby swallows last week. Now all flying.All images Roger Morton
An indolent summer evening, hundreds of people. Some lovely. The Dottie Bart Jazz Quartet in full flow. A studio space crammed with artists’ work. Dottie never lets the grass grow under her feet. She changes and changes. Obama eat your heart out. Francesca Spille shows large fuzzy photographic self-portraits. They’re not bad. I like the menacing guy in the fedora. People offer invitations to other vernissages, To dinner. There’s too much chit-chat. I buckle and subside. Others do better, I’m sure. Darling Richard in yet another role is an attentive, considerate barman. Life throws up interesting challenges, n’est-ce pas?
Joselyn Morton
Radio 7
Hello again
She's a Life Peer in the House of Lords, she worked for many years as an administrator in the National Health Service then as an administrator in the Home Office; she was a BBC Governor for 5 years, and last December, at the age of 89 she was invited to be a guest Editor of Radio 4's Today programme.
She is none other than the best-selling crime novelist, Baroness James of HollandPark, better known as PD James, the creator of Adam Dalgleish and Cordelia Gray , and who will be celebrating her 90th birthday next Tuesday, 3rd August.
A couple of weeks ago we had the privilege of welcoming Baroness James (or Phyllis, as she prefers to be known) to the Radio 7 studio to record an exclusive interview with Joanna Pinnock, during which she shared her thoughts on crime fiction, her love of radio, her career, and of course her much-admired fictional character, the intensely cerebral Scotland Yard Inspector, Adam Dalgleish. She also spoke of her clear memories of radio, recalling when she heard over the airwaves the news of the outbreak of WW2, the dropping of the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, and the first-ever Royal broadcast, by King George V in 1932.
PD James' first novel, Cover Her Face, was published in 1962, and her most recent novel, The Private Patient, was published in 2008 (an adaptation of which was broadcast on Woman's Hour in May this year, and will eventually make its way to Radio 7).
She is the author of over 20 crime novels, many of which have been adapted for film and television, but the richly written and often complex plots require even more careful adapting for the medium of radio. Writer/abridger/dramatist Neville Teller is the only dramatist to adapt PD James' novels for radio, and Nevillle also popped into our studio recently to talk to Jim Lee about the challenges and the processes he uses in dramatising the complex plots of the famous author's work.
Naturally cautious about adaptations of her client's novels, PD James' agent initially refused the rights for radio dramatisations of her work. Fortunately, our bold Mr Teller persisted, was finally allowed to ‘have a go’ and he is now responsible for the radio dramatisations of seven of her novels, all approved by PD James herself.
In celebration of her birthday, we have planned a PD James season, which will include: Devices and Desires, An Unsuitable Job for a Woman,A Taste for Death, and A Certain Justice.
The interviews with Baroness James and Neville Teller will begin on Saturday, and will continue throughout the next two weeks. You can catch them before and after the dramatisations.
I hope you'll enjoy them
And finally, now that we are into August and summer holidays, I'd like to remind you that there are less than 4 weeks left for you to fill in the BBC Trust consultation form (that is, if you haven't already done so).
The services provided by Radios 3, 4 and 7 are this year being reviewed by the BBC Trust, in terms of quality of output, value for money, and any future plans for each of the three networks This is a good opportunity for you, as listeners, to have your say. Every response will be sent to, and considered by the BBC Trust. You can access the form here and you have until August 26th to send in your views on Radio 7.
I've been told that there has been a good response so far, but there is still time for those of you who have not yet got round to sending off your completed form to voice your all-important opinions.
Mary Kalemkerian, Head of Programmes, BBC Radio 7
"A picture of my serotonine tattoo. I don't know that it needs much explanation than its my favourite
neurotransmitter."
Hayley
Stephen O’R’s Sydney
I have been put on a new nerve pain pill by my pain specialist -Cymbalta
- its also an antidepressive serotonin something. It makes me feel sicker
than a dog although pain free (I think) they say it will take 3-4weeks for
my body to accept this chemical and in the mean time I have no energy or
appetite - feel nauseous and sleepy all the time and wonder if I can last.
But until I either try and get off it or my body accepts it I am ratshit.
2 weeks down 2 weeks to go.
xx
Stephen
Roger Morton
A nearby village has displayed this sign for the past 30 years that we know about. Yet every year a very large family group pf gypsies arrive and camp by the nearby flowing river Nizonne. Since President Sarkozy's declaration this week, is that likely to change? I hope not. I also hope that one of these years I will be able to afford one of the handsome baskets that these travellers are selling.ed
24 July 2010
Humble administrator's garden
The Shanghai Film Festival
The Shanghai film festival had more films in its programme than I had ever seen at a film festival before. This was not surprising as everything else was big in China.Evidently the Chinese Gubment only allows 20 films a year to be purchased for distribution so I guess a film festival is a rare opportunity for film fans. In my days of going to the Sydney Film Festival it was possible to see all the films if you took lunch with you but at Shanghai forget it. You could only make a selection from the films on offer.
The screening of my wife’s film was in a huge cinema that seated about two thousand and it was packed. Normally mobile phones annoy the heck out of me but here it seemed normal. One of the major characters was the poet John Keats and I was wondering how the translation would go in the subtitles. Translation is a subtle thing where the translator has to almost rewrite the work involved. But who would be doing a translation for a film festival in China I worried.When I asked the two locals I had invited to the screening how the poetry had survived translation they replied ‘very well’ and pointed out to me that Keats’s work had been translated many times over the years and the translators would have just used one of those.I realised that in spite of the occasional mobile phone conversations, the audience had been quietly attentive. Most of the two thousand stayed for the Q&A and their questions showed they were an intelligent audience.
We had gone to China because both of us had films screening in Shanghai but it turned out mine was in Beijing and would only come to Shanghai later; lucky most people who I had told that it was screening at the Shanghai museum were never going to go there anyway.
Film festival duty done we headed for the railway station (huge) and caught a fast train to Suzhou. The train was one of the new super fast trains that now link all the major cities in China.In a BBC radio documentary I heard that over ten thousand people were involved in the development of these trains. Like the huge buildings that go up in one and a half years from go to woe, the development and spread of the fast trains show what is possible under a determined, well financed and central controlled system.
Suzhou means land of rice and fish. This ancient town dates from well before unification in 221 BC and is built around a large series of lakes and rivers.The 1900 kilometre Grand Canal, which runs from Hangzhou to Beijing, passes through Suzhou. It was started in 495AD and links five large rivers including the biggest and most important, the Yang’tse and the YellowRivers.Building this system provided a massive internal interconnecting transport system that connected all the major markets with the major production areas. Porcelain travelled from the east, silk from the south and wheat from the north.
Often compared to Venice the old town at Suzhou was surrounded by a wide moat and a high wall instead of a lagoon.‘Real’ people occupy the houses and factories that line the waterways. None of this real estate is for sale and can only be passed down through families.Groups of painters can be seen here and there and while there are Europeans visible, most of the tourists are Chinese. We tour the ‘humble administrators’ garden built in the Ming Dynasty. Evidently the ‘humble administrator’ had been sacked from his job in Beijing and banished from the capital.He arrived in Suzhou with enough cash to spend the rest of his life creating a five-acre classical garden to hang out in. Occupied by the Japanese cavalry in the 1930’s, it is now occupied by hundreds of tourists from other parts of China. We get to follow a large group of Italians through the No.1 Silk Factory where we see the process of making silk from tiny caterpillars who double in size each day eating leaves from non-fruit bearing Mulberry trees and we leave with a silk duvet and a black silk jacket that I wear for the rest of my stay in China.
The restaurant the guide takes us to for lunch, is named in the Lonely Planet book and does such good business that the restaurant next door put a sign in its window saying ‘Recommended by lonely planet’ and increases its trade as well.
Suzhou is so pretty that people who work in Shanghai live here and do the daily commute for 30 minutes each way on the fast train.Around the old town are giant apartment buildings like those in Shanghai.
Clad in silk we are driven back to Shanghai on a huge motorway and arrive at our new hotel‘Astor House’.
Built by the British in Victorian times it was a replacement for the original hotel that had been built in 1846.Chinese porters in kilts stand at the door that leads into a huge wood-panelled lobby. This hotel had given shelter to Einstein, Charlie Chaplin, Bertrand Russell and a clutch of American Presidents and now us. Breakfast in the huge dining room lit by a glass ceiling showed a mixture of middle-aged European tourists and Chinese families from the International Diaspora.In the Bund nearby thousands of beaming people in town for the Expo take millions of photos of their friends and families.The Buildings ofthe Pudong and the boats at night on the river are lit with coloured lights that move and dance in a way that says ‘good times are here so lets party…’
Enough for this week. I find myself in New Zealand without the cable to download the pictures for this piece so next week when this riveting travelogue finishes there willsome pictures.
Today, a day of shifting sun and shadow, bright and soft light, we went to Alan Gibbs Farm spread above the KaiparaHarbour, a setting as stunning as the sculptures which decorate it. Rolling hills, planting of natives and a few exotics in the gullies, stepped ponds of rushes and water fowl, fenced giraffes and zebra (how perfectly patterned they are close up) and roaming free over clipped green grass, bison, water buffalo, Scottish highland cattle, emu, ostrich, alpaca, and goat, all in perfect condition and as curious about us as we were about them. I guess this is the 'farm' part which soothes the mind as peaceful grazing animals always do.
The sculpture collection is not soothing. It excites the imagination and sets it soaring. Most of the works are large, very large, to fit the wide expanse of landscape. Chris and I saw a Richard Serra work in the Guggenheim in Bilbao - impressive but nothing like the work Gibbs commissioned, which, in its robust rustiness and its height of six metres follows the contour of a rise for quarter of a kilometer. Along the bottom, the richness of the rust had paled and been softened by the sheep sheltering from the wind.
Perceptually teasing, situated in a hollow was a Sol le Witt pyramid, minimalist, yet composed of hundreds of concrete blocks artfully placed to deceive the eye. Also deceptive was a Neil Dawson trompe-l'oeil, a tornado deposited, curved sheet of corrugated iron or giant lounging chair, delicately balanced on the top of a hill ready to fly with the next wind.
But the sculpture which astounded, as our young friend Emily suggested, was the Anish Kapoor work, 'Dismemberment', which nestled or floated, in a hollowed-out hill. It was made of a bronze red pvc membrane stretched eighty five metres between two giant steel ellipses - like an HMV speaker with the ellipse at one end, vertical, and at the other end, horizontal. This gave it a magnetic tension. Not often one sees a sculpture which actually thrills. It subtly moved, quivering like a living being. The KaiparaHarbour was framed through one end the and through the other end, the smudgy distant hills. Almost as exciting were Andy Goldsworthy’s 'Arches' - thirteen of them; like a fractured Roman viaduct, stepping out into the shallows of the harbour. Several were cheekily out-of- alignment, like a crazed sea serpent desparate to leave land and get back into the water. They were built of rust-coloured stone quarried in Scotland, so perhaps a hint of 'Nessie' there.
We had taken our friend Shaun Cooney and his daughter Emily. Shaun has leukemia and is on a diet of blood transfusions and chemotherapy and I couldn't help wondering what was appealing to him the most. For me, if in his place, I thought that exciting as the sculptures were, it was that great expanse of shallow harbour with its intracies of colours and reflections and patterns that I would not want to forget.
Tonia Matthews
Tonia beside the Kapoor
Kapoor
Chris besides the Goldsworthy
Goldsworthy
Neil DawsonHotere
Saturday 24July will be 30 years since Peter Sellars died. (I can remember how on the day of his funeral, the sky over Golders Green became the strangest dark green colour. ed)
In my last letter, I mentioned just a few of the well-known people who have come through the doors of Broadcasting House in London.
Recently Radio 7 had two visitors whose names might not be familiar to you, but both have a strong connection to a hugely popular classic radio comedy series, Round the Horne. The visitors were Susan Montague, step-daughter of the late Kenneth Horne, and Lyn Took, who was married to and was for many years agent for the late Barry Took.
Susan had not been in to Broadcasting House since she was taken there as a child by her step-father, so this was a nostalgic visit for her. She said how delighted Kenneth would have been to know that , over fifty years on, his performances were still being broadcast regularly, providing so much entertainment to so many listeners, young and old.
Lyn Took is in every sense the Round the Horne archivist. Over the years she has retained scripts, letters, memos and tapes not only for that brilliant series but also for all other Barry Took 's television and radio work. She had brought in to Radio 7 a selection of letters to show to Susan. The letters, from the 1960s, were from Kenneth Horne to Barry. Although some were typed, most of them were beautifully hand-written, and made fascinating reading. Here is an example written after the recording of Round the Horne, Series 2, in June, 1965:
" It's been a marvelous series, thanks to all of you, and, personally, I'm agog at the thought of starting again next March. Mind how you go - there aren't many of us left."
And from June 1966:
"My Dear Barry, a tremendous series - easily the best, and what's more, without a word of discord. A thousand thanks for your Trojan work, and let's hope for series after series .
All the best - Kenneth"
Sadly, there were only two more series of Round the Horne made, as Kenneth Horne died, suddenly, aged 61, of a heart attack, in February 1969.
Susan was very moved to be given copies of Kenneth's letters, and said how reading them reminded her of his great sense of fun.
Seeing these precious letters had me pondering on the pleasure most of us have had (in what could soon become a lost art) writing and reading letters, rather than today's speedier but less personal communication by e-mail and text.
Lyn is currently sifting through dozens of boxes containing the ‘Took’archive, processing the contents to donate to the ‘Department of Theatre, Film and Television’ at YorkUniversity. What a terrific contribution to the department, and what an opportunity for anyone studying Media at York to be able to access this wonderful archive.
Kenneth Horne makes two appearances on Radio 7 in the coming week: in his usual Round The Horne role and also in a charming musical version of Jerome K Jerome's Three Men In A Boat. Details further in my letter. The Goon ShowIll Met By GoonlightGoon Show star Peter Sellers (pictured with the other Goons) died thirty years ago this Saturday, July 24th. Throughout the week you’ll be able to hear John Repsch, chairman of The Goon Show Preservation Society, celebrating the great comic, mimic and actor. And you can hear Peter Sellers himself in sparkling form in this week’s episode of The Goon Show, as a special military operation involves Bloodnok filling a sock with spaghetti and Bluebottle guarding a mountain with a stash of dynamite. Harry Secombe and scriptwriter Spike Milligan join the madness in this 1957 episode, produced by Pat Dixon.
Thursday at 8am, 12pm and 7pm
An article in a national newspaper last Saturday immediately caught my eye, with the heading:Keep faith in fab DAB - ignore the naysayers, digital radio has the most exciting shows around’.
The author of the article, Ed Potton, went on to discuss the virtues of the variety of radio stations available on digital, and although conceding that DAB still has a long way to go, he stated:
" The bottom line line is that digital has enriched the airwaves for millions".
Ending with a Top Ten of his recommended stations, Ed cited 6 Music as his number one, noting that the station is " fast becoming a national treasure" In second place was Planet Rock, followed by Jazz FM, and coming in at fourth place was our own Radio 7, which he recommends as a ‘Must-Hear: priceless re-runs of Hancock's Half Hour’.
Ed Potton clearly has exemplary tastes in radio.
Happy listening!
Mary Kalemkerian
Head Of Programmes
BBC Radio 7
The vole on the cover beside Roger Morton's finger to give an idea of its size.
16 July 2010
An impromptu treat
I’m sure my adolescence was immeasurably improved by my watching and listening to Hancock’s HalfHour and Steptoe and Son. Those years would have been unliveable if those programmes had not existed. Therefore an impromptu lunch last week, thanks to Mary K with the Lion of comedy himself - Alan Simpson, the man who made my teenage years bearable, was pretty special. It was a treat. ed
BBC Radio 7
Two of our most famous recent visitors were the legendary comedy writers, Ray Galton and Alan Simpson.
Ray and Alan are fairly frequent visitors to Radio 7, but this time it was for an interview with a difference, as suggested by our announcer Jim Lee, who has an excellent knowledge of comedy facts. We had been discussing two of the best-known Hancock programmes, The Blood Donor and The Radio Ham. Both were made for television only and never adapted for radio.
However, as all Hancock fans know, in October 1961, the scripts were recorded on audio for Pye records. Jim not only knew the name of the studio where the recording took place (Star Sound Studios, off London's Baker Street) but he also knew Alan Florence, a sound engineer who, at the age of 18, had been an assistant engineer on that recording. Subsequently, Alan worked on recordings for The Rolling Stones, Status Quo, Julio Iglesias, the Who and the Beatles.
But as a huge Hancock fan, working on these classic shows almost 50 years ago proved to be one of the highlights of Alan's long and illustrious career.
Apparently Alan is the sole surviving engineer from that iconic recording session, and Jim's idea was to invite Alan Florence into our studios to meet Galton and Simpson and to reminisce about the recording. Alan was thrilled to meet the writers and they were delighted to come along for the interview.
There was one flaw in Jim's brilliant plan, however - Ray and Alan didn't actually remember that particular recording!
But in a fascinating session, they told the story, along with many others and their hour-long interview has been edited into six short features which have been dotted throughout the schedule this week - and will also continue into next week.
Additionally, we've got The Big Steptoe Radio Show, four new to Radio 7 Steptoes, plus a Hancock's Half Hour - not just to honour the writing duo, but also to celebrate Ray Galton's birthday.
Ray will be 80 on Saturday 17th July.
1930 must have been a very fine year.
Happy Birthday, Ray.
The tiny village of St Privat has some astounding surprises. That there is a large beautiful church with carved Saint-Jacques (scallop shells) at the front entrance is not too surprising. Many small villages have enormous churches. However beside its war memorial was a memorial to the 51 Jewish inhabitants who had been exported to Auschwitz and killed. That was a shocking surprise. Lastly, there was a small ancient construction that I couldn’t identify. Luckily a man had parked his car nearby and was just about to leave. I asked him what it was. He explained that the village had had a large successful boucherie It’s still there, just around the corner. This was where the animals were killed and hung to dry. (Hence the expression ‘hung out to dry’, I guess.) I was intrigued to think that in those bad old days, a carcass of expensive cow could be left out in the open, in a public street, and no one would steal it. Interesting.
Joselyn Morton
L’Atelier Mouche
As always a vernissage at l’abbaye de Brantome is a pleasurable event. The building inside and out is memorable. I could sit on the huge internal staircase and dream my life away. The gallery is at the top of this splendid stone staircase. The view is spectacular – huge caves dug into the surrounding rock. The ceiling resembles a suspended galley ship. The artwork has to be exceptional to live up to this. Sue Wilk’s L’Atelier Mouche has tried to present a balanced body of work. Her own popular painted ceramics attracted a constant crowd. Her portraits are more controversial. I actually prefer her nude watercolours but I admire the progress of her work. There were 6 artists in all. I am familiar with Rosalind Lindsay’s wood-cuts, which I love. Buy one – they are so under-priced. (I will… once we have replaced the missing piece of roof at the front of the house; put in that longed-for second toilet; built another bedroom in the attic so that our bedroom can become Roger’s studio… yadiyadiya…) Edmund Ashby usually sculpts enormous stone realistic creations but he obviously had his market in mind for this exhibition and was showing small desirable pieces. I wasn’t drawn to his paintings until I saw the images Roger had taken. The camera loved them. Philippe Demeillier is exhibiting two bronze feathered birds pecking. The sparks actually fly. It's electric. The exhibition only runs until 16 July. Pity. it deserved longer.Joselyn Morton
20th January 2012, a very innocuous sort of date. Christmas and New Year’s Eve are already a distant memory and spring is a big stretch of the imagination. January can be a long month so thank god we have been having these amazing blue sky, sunny afternoons. Plenty of ice in the mornings (hence Roger’s cover shot) but as our central heating is working a treat, we are cosy during the night and cheered up during the afternoon.
In fact, I am already on ‘travel-mode’ as we take off for the UK Saturday week. We’ll be gone for 3 weeks and although I could knuckle-down and post, quite frankly, I’d rather kick up my heels and have fun. We don’t have any more travel plans lined up for the rest of the year and I am hopeless martyr-material, so the next post is very arbitrary indeed, as I want to make the most of our friends and whatever exciting events fall into our lap. There is a possibility that I might do a posting in Oxford on Friday 10 February – otherwise it will be on my return (sometime after 18 Feb) am definitely not wasting Chelsea-time blog posting!)
Meanwhile on pre-travel time, I have been painting the bathroom, so I will gloss over that, as it is one of my least favourite activites.
Costa Concordia has been dominating the news this week.A sad tragedy of a luxury ocean liner hitting a rock, sinking and passengers losing their lives – many bodies have not yet been recovered. The Captain has been shamed and his life will never be the same – not since we heard a broadcast of a conversation with him and the Coast Guard, when the Coast Guard said, “ Vada a bordo, Cazzo.” ( “Get back on board for fuck’s sake.”)
In Britain things are still rather shite – a daily newspaper reported that nearly two thirds on UK children who are living in poverty are from working families. That’s bad. It was also reported that Philip Clarke who is the CEO of Tesco earns (! How?) £6.9 mil. Yet, evidently Tesco does not pay the London living wage. That is totally sick and totally unacceptable.
Perhaps it is time to boycott Tesco until they start to even things up somewhat. Like what does Philip Clarke do with his
£6.9 mil every year? How can he look any of those Tesco workers in the eye, knowing what he knows. There’s some cruel, greedy bastards around.
Talking of which I have to find out what to do about the google ads that appear on my blog and which have done for the two and a half years – even though I have only have had one payment, which was (I think) 76c.
So good luck with the rest of January, Joselyn Morton
Contents, 13 Jan 2012
Ireland: Daren Blake
Degas: JD Morton
Thailand: Chris Mougne
Richard French’s London
Skri Lanka: Graham White
Cover: Roger Morton
13 Jan, 2012
Friday thirteenth, Black Friday – so we indulged our superstition and stayed inside all day. In the countryside, in the middle of winter, it is very easy to do. Occasionally I glanced at the television and yes France was having a bad day. The American Credit Agency, Standard & Poor (are they having a laugh?) were down-grading the euro. Yes France has lost its AAA rating.
If I had lots of euros I could maybe feel more distraught. However, this rating thing could have a silver lining for France – it may lose Sarkozy the Presidential election; it will certainly effect his rating, which has never been lower.
Meanwhile the French ferry company Sea France has gone bust with upwards of 8,000 employees losing their jobs. Curiously Sarkozy suggested these employees should pool their redundancy to raise the €40mill needed to keep the company going. Curious because this was the thread of our Rock Musical Meatworks, produced and performed in 2000 – does that make us right-wing? Bloody hell, sobering thought.
Interestingly last year a proposal to refloat the company with €200mill of Government aid was blocked by the European Commission after a complaint by the other shipping line P&O – well they would complain, wouldn’t they, they are their competition.
Our neighbours popped in the night before last – they are normally very cheerful, but not at the moment – they are very worried about the state of the economy in France. For example, the figures of mal-logement are horrifying large. I believe it is around 8 million. The famous footballer Erik Cantona has taken up the cause and in fact looks as though he is becoming quite an all-round political animal – as opposed to Beckham who seems happy to be a sexual object and being more blatant than subtle is opening up his own underwear range. Jesus wept.
The Loony American Republicans are still drumming up ‘war on Iran’ rants. Sadly another Iranian scientist was killed as a result of a bomb. No one is suggesting he was killed by Americans but he certainly wasn’t killed by Iranians. Days later there is video footage of American soldiers pissing on dead Afghanis. It is all very barbaric.
It is time the world grew up, isn’t it? I’m the first one to want to kick up my heels and have fun but at the same time I try not to shrink my responsibilities (or the kids.)
Let the bad times stop and the good times roll. Please. Joselyn Morton
Contents:3 Jan, 2012
Thailand: Chris Mougne
Sri Lanka: Graham White
The Owl in the tree: JD Morton
India: Graham White
BBC Radio4 Extra: Mary Kalemkerian
3 January, 2012
Happy New Year and Bonne Année everybody and sorry I didn’t do this on the day. Anyway, I reckon you would all have had much more important stuff to do – and it is only today when boredom set in, that you will have felt inclined to look at what’s on the All Extremely Precarious blog.
Graham White, who last year got snowed in for 40 days on the trot, in The Borders (or was it 40 weeks?) …. Anyway, read how he is now relishing hot and beautiful Sri Lanka, seemingly engulfed in flowers and surf. Enjoy it, Graham, you deserve it. Managed to pin down busy Chrissie Mougne and she has fascinating photos of Thailand. The woman speaks Thai and smiling is her natural expression, so doors open.
Our friend Daren visited from Ireland and even though their economy is shrinking at the speed of light, he came armed with presents – deep, dense, black Irish peat (I didn’t know one could buy such a thing, It’s like buying ‘away- in- the-manger’ fresh straw) for the fire; a Killarney, Kerry Woollen Mills 100% Merino and lambswool rug for my legs (I’ll never be cold again) a bottle of Irish Meadow blend wine and whiskey (I’ll always be drunk) and an enormous tin of Cadbury’s roses (I’m showing definite signs of being a habitual chocoholic.)
I’ve just realised the vacuum cleaner may have been sitting in the sitting room (mmmm!) for the whole year already. I must use it or move it.
There was a good joke in the latest London Review of Books Something to do with “ Mao said well if it had been Kruschev who had died instead of Kennedy, Onasis certainly wouldn’t have married Mrs Kruschev!”
I’m glad I bought yesterday’s 2 janvier Sud Ouest as it had a retrospective of Iturria’s best cartoon’s for 2011. He’s a funny dude with an international-based source of humour. I liked the one where he had drawn a ‘pillory’ and as well as holes for the head and arms there was a little hole for a willy. It said “ Nouveau pilori a l’usage des hommes politiques” and underneath was added “ Juin: L’affaire DSK n’en finit pas de faire couler de l’encre.
There was also a very good review of Paul Smith’s book Notes. (We love him as he has bought a few of Roger’s photos).
I think most people are relieved that 2011 is over. However no one is jubilant about the sound of 2012 (probably because of all the new-age scaremongery that has gone on about the world coming to an end.) Maybe it is time to consider ‘the rights’ of the world. The term is ecocide and hopefully profit-driven companies are going to be caught and made to stop committing ecocide. Fracking was maybe the new 2011 word – as in ‘I love my water, stop fracking with it.’ US landowners have been leasing their land to shale gas developers in the NE of the USA. The process blasts chemicals, sand and water into shale rocks to release the oil and gas they contain. Consequently there have been earthquakes in Oklahoma in the US and Blackpool in the UK.
Maybe even more shocking was to see TV images of black-robed priests in the big church in Bethlehem bashing each other with brooms – at Christmas. They were all Christians, they weren’t young drunk adolescents. These were holy men in a church. They had some difference of opinion. It was a very depressing sight. Almost as bad as reading that in Britain every year around 2,000 young Muslim girls get their genitals mutilated by their mothers in order to make them marriageable. They are called ‘cutting parties’. Inexcusable.
Then in Israel, little 8 year old girls were being spat at by black-suited men because their clothes were not modest enough for their Jewish Orthodox religion. It was heartening to see the hundreds of people who demonstrated to show how despicable they thought the men’s actions were to these little girls on their way to school.
So that’s 3 major religions all fucking up. Let’s hope they can get something sorted, so that everyone can have the Happy New Year that we have all been enthusiastically wishing on them.
Bonne Anneé a tous, Joselyn Morton
Contents
les z'brides: Laurence Cappelletto
Mel Philipps in Nepal
I feel sad: Joselyn Duffy Morton
Richard French in London
Stephen O’r’s Sydney
BBC Radio 4 Extra: Mary Kalemkerian
Cover: Roger Morton
Five more days to Xmas, which is a bit of an indictement on me because I should have posted the blog days ago. I have, however, been busy. I’ve edited another ebook; assessed a script for Oxford Editors, spent a day in bed recovering from drinking too much white wine. Visited my (new!) homoeopath in Angouleme; went with Roger to his specialist in Perigueux, visited the Post office on a daily basis (such a nice experience compared to Post Offices in London. Christine, tells me the cheapest way, where to buy the roll of brown paper, ‘scotches’ it all up for me. And I’m sorted.) found Laurence’s expo, did a big shop, found the Xmas presents we needed; went to the kinesithereapeute M Vimber for the 5mm gap in the tendon in my left shoulder twice a week – talked politics with him for half an hour (in French. Be impressed!) found our Xmas decorations (if you saw the state of our attic, you would be doubly impressed; persuaded M Larrouy to come and give us devi for windows in the attic (progress!). This evening we popped in on our neighbour Joelle and she promptly gave us a dish of deer and rabbit to take home, from a batch she was making. That takes care of tomorrow’s lunch. And throughout it all, we are being kept warm by the wood-fuelled central heating. Thank fucking Christ. What a difference.
I’ve also watched bits of the News of the world trial on the tele. Today it was Piers Morgan. Am afraid, he might be found to be very involved. That is unless Heather ex- Maka wife comes forward and says she gave him her phone to listen to. Two world leaders died this week – the much-loved Czech poet and playwright Vaclav Havel and North Korean’s not-so-loved Mr Kim il Sung. However because Mr Kim il Sung has nuclear weapons and powerful Chinese allies, America has never dared invade (even though they declared N Korea to be in the axis of evil. Thank you Bush). They were not the only world figures to die in the last few days. The cancer that Christopher Hitchens had been fighting finally won. I didn’t agree with him on everything but applauded his sentiment that “religion was nothing but trouble”
Conversely David Cameron was in Oxford for a speech on the 400th anniversary of the King James Bible. He said “We are a Christian country and should not be afraid to say so.” Let the ripples commence …
This coming week, when everything quietens down, I plan to watch some episodes of Channel 4’s Fresh Meat because Robin and Buffie’s youngest daughter Charlotte is in it. I am pleased for its success especially as it has just won ‘best new comedy programme. My secret hope is that it will pave the way for our wonderful Rock Musical Meatworks because by the time we raise funding for that, people will have got accustomed to the word Meat….Meat… Meat.
Catchy, huh.
Stay warm Joselyn Morton
Contents 9 Dec, 2011
Tribunal Decision from GrahamWhite
Good wishes: Claudia Ward
Sexy: J D Morton
Bad Bankers
Richard French in London
Fukushima nuclear: J Morton
Licorne exposition: R&JMorton
Stephen O’R’s Sydney
BBC Radio4 Extra: Mary Kalemkerian
We’re going out in a few minutes, so I’ve got to be quick. Right now we are putting half the stuff that is in the rose bedroom into our bedroom. We have already taken loads of stuff out of our bedroom so that this could happen (including a few kilos of manky dust). I don’t have any religion or strong superstitions except that every year, a few days before New Year’s Eve, I seem compelled to have a big clear-out.
I also need to have a big clear-out with this blog because it seems to be bunged up. I realise I posted quite a large amount today but sadly it doesn’t show them all at once. When you reach the (apparent) end of today’s posting, you have to click on ‘older posts’ for Richard French’s first week in London to appear (likewise what’s going on in Fukushima, plus the exhibition in Lusignac, Stephen O’R’s tête a tête with his plumber as the rain gushed down and Mary Kalemkerian’s advice to find something to laugh about.
Annoying especially as I am very pleased that we’ve got some witty words coming in from Richard once again. It has been great over the last three days to get updates from Graham White on what has been going on in Bangalore with the Permanent People’s Tribunal against the Big 6 Pesticide companies. Very brave of those people (including Graham) who went there to testify. Some of those companies have budgets equal to that of a small country. The amounts of money involved in the sale of Pesticides is immense – as is the amounts of money involved in the sale of arms, pharmaceuticals and investment banking. This is why the guys who run these companies are the guys who lobby their own government to get the laws passed that they want passed. For example the money Goldman Sachs donated Barak Obama’s Democratic campaign is immense which is why on Piers Morgan the other day, when he was interviewing Michael Moore, Michael Moore succinctly asked the question “Why can't Wall Street put up a good candidate for the contest for President? Then replied. They already have. Barak Obama! He has had more funding from Goldman Sachs, than all the Republican candidates put together. No Goldman Sachs people have yet gone to jail. Right, gotta go, I’m really late.
Have a good weekend, Joselyn Morton
Contents 3 Dec 2011
Permanent People’s Tribunal
A Rogue Fly J D Morton
Stephen O’R’s past
BBC Radio4 Extra: Mary Kalemkerian
3 Dec , 2011
Another December. Already, so soon. For some people it may be a time of reckoning. I am still too concerned with simply getting on with stuff. However, it could be a time for international soul-searching. Nobody knows where the world stands in China’s eyes. Until today, Europe evidently thought China was going to bail them out. Yeah right. Why would they after all the centuries of insults they have suffered at the hands of Europeans. But it’s about money not insults, isn’t it? For interesting insight into Japan, read October 17 issue of New Yorker, the article ‘The Fallout’ by Evan Osnos. It is sad and scary. At the time of the tsunami, some of the workers at the Fukushima plant were earning the equivalent of $11 an hour – the same as part-timers in Tokyo’s McDonald’s. Plus Japanese management had for years been forging receipts for repairs to reactors. Repairs that were never made. All about money, right.
Let’s hope the Permanent People’s Tribunal is successful against the Big 6 (see main article). Meanwhile the Olympic sponsor, Dow Chemicals is getting flack from protestors because they didn’t honourably settle after the Bhopal disaster – all about money. A fresh shipment of US-made tear gas arrived in Egypt on 25 November for the police to use against protestors. Totally about money. How does the weapons and arms industry get away with ‘crimes against humanity’. Laughable.
I didn’t know that Baron von Reuter’s (Reuter’s news agency) built Persia’s railway. (Thank you Robert Fisk) at a great profit. In 1953 the democratically elected Mohammed Mossadegh nationalised Britain’s oil in Iran. This was a pivotal time because the US and the UK then conspired to help overthrow him and since then there has been no love lost between them and Iran. I feel chilled when I hear about demands to declare war on Iran because of their nuclear industry. Some of the most interesting people I know are Iranians. One doesn’t declare war on a country. One declares war on its people.
A cheery note was seeing a retired US police chief in full uniform protesting with the Wall Street protestors because he feels “Corporate America has to be stopped.” It really is all about money. A friend in Ireland skyped the other day, he is very worried about what will happen to the Irish euro.
When I was a kid, working in a bank was considered boring beyond belief. I never entertained the idea, even for a second. Yet bank bosses bonuses must have helped a little with the boredom factor. (Let’s bang off some boredom with this blingy billion.)
Then there’s stress. Stress is major cause of concern in the world today. I’m not surprised. It is stressy out there. Thank god there are still people who can make us laugh. I could become a laughter groupie. Watch me. Joselyn Morton
Contents 21 Nov 2011
Photos: Roger Morton
My husband: JD Morton
Stephen O’R’s Sydney
BBC Radio 4 Extra: Mary Kalemkerian
21/11/2011
I have got a cold and so I am in a world of hot head and snot that world politics and poverty cannot penetrate. God help me if I ever get anything more serious. Besides which anything I write might be total waffle. I was intending to find out about Archbishop of York because he mentioned that in 2000 he was stopped by the police 8 times. He is from Uganda. He is black. I was also going to write about the UK NHS now planning to offer women the option of a caesarean birth. This is ‘cuts’ gone mad. Especially as it would cost an extra £800, not to mention the extra few minutes of GP time explaining what it involves or that afterwards, you would feel like shit and not want to cuddle your new-born baby because it might hurt to move or lift him or her. (Of course. If you started with a tight young vagina that is what you would still have, as opposed to a saggy old gumboot.) Oh these cold germs do make me feel bitter which is sad because we had such a pleasant week. We visited friends in Andernos who took us down to the beach where wetasted oysters fresh from their beds. However, we did wander round the old village of Canon in the rain, so that might be how I caught this frigging cold.At the time, I didn’t notice, I was too enamoured with the tiny colourful houses which seemed to be built straight onto the sand.
From there we hurried through the drizzle to see the magical-looking Algerian church. I learnt that the mansion built on the beach by the same architect got ripped down in the 60s and a very boring block of apartments put up in its place. Shameful but maybe that was in the guilty aftermath and misplaced emotions of the Algerian War.
And here we are still plagued by war. The Egyptians are having a hellish time. Peaceful solutions seem so difficult to achieve. Who made ‘peace’ into such a bad word? They have a lot to answer for.
Why can’t Americans concentrate on eradicating poverty in America instead of toying with the idea of going to war with Iran? For a modern country, their thinking is barbaric.
Meanwhile I am pleased to see that the scandal of unpaid interns is being revealed. Although evidently UK Job Centres are planning to place young people in unpaid positions for 8 weeks at Tesco’s, Sainsbury’s etc. They could lose their £50 weekly benefit if they refuse.
Tesco’s profits in April were over £3billion.Inland Revenue should put a stop to this unpaid work and to unpaid interns. Why? If people work but are not being paid, they don’t need to pay taxes. The State loses out. The young people lose out. Big businesses profit.
The other dirty word alongside peace, is Unions. If the Unions still had some power, this unpaid workwould not be allowed. (bollocks to experience. They are stacking shelves, sometimes working 12-hr days).
Anyway one of these days, some rich philanthropist will have an epiphany that ‘Poverty’ is a dirty word and throw some of their billions at it. I’m not holding my breath (well I’m not because I am endlessly blowing my nose.) Joselyn Morton ed
Contents: 11 Nov 2011
Stephen O'R's Sydney
BBC Radio4 Extra
Protest St Paul’s
Imperial College
Children in Need
Environment
Birds do Still Sing
Food
Freize Art
BBC Radio4 Extra
Cover: Roger Morton
11/11/11
A meaningful date. It is more than a month since I last posted anything new on my blog. Shameful. In that month, the world has not gone to hell in a hand-basket. Not quite. However there is flooding in Thailand and in the south of France and earthquakes in Turkey.
Steve Jobs who was once quoted as saying “I am not interested in being the richest man in the cemetery.” has died. He was only 56 years old. I guess he achieved more than a cluster of ninety year olds. Nonetheless it would be good if the cancer that killed him could be whipped out of existence.
The goddaughter of a friend has just died of cancer aged 24, only 5 weeks after she was diagnosed. She was in the womb when Chernobyl went off. Maybe other 24 year olds should be checked in case they were affected but could be treated in time.
Even so, it is still possible to have some grand times. In the last 3 weeks we have. Here is a brief summary of a few things we did. We were taken to breakfast on a Dorset beach café, the Hive, in the autumn sunshine. We walked the long jetty at Lyme Regis where The French Lieutenant was filmed (in which our kids played the young children that Merle Streep was tutoring). We admired a friend’s boat shed and her rowing dinghy on Southwold beach. We even walked along a crumbling Suffolk cliff. We stayed in Chelsea for a couple of days and caught a bus to the V & A where we enjoyed the Power of Making exhibition more than the Postmodernism one. We babysat in Oxford. We had yummy family meals in Muswell Hill. Sadly, we didn’t make it to Scotland to cousin Mabel’s 80th. As always, it was a real buzz and now I am back to nitty gritty reality in which I attempt to train myself to be positive and not dwell on all my undone tasks. Not easy. Sometimes, I turn up trumps – like two days before we left, we heard that we would miss K and K if we didn’t get there a day early. Somehow we did and had a jolly lunch with them in Paddington before K set off to Frankfort Book Fair to represent NZ (taking over from Iceland). Each year, the book fair concentrates on a particular country. Karl (CK Stead) as one of NZ’s most interesting authors is a very worthy representative. Already all that is in the past and I now share a sitting room with 3 weeks of Guardian and Independent newspapers (Roger’s favourites) and I inch my way around a kitchen which is inhabited by gigantic orange pumpkins. Something has to give.Joselyn Morton