18 March 2011

Stephen O'R's Sydney


Niall Ferguson has made a name for himself as a media savvy Economic Historian who seems to be able to hold down a Professorship at both Harvard and Oxford.  Love to see that contract. After his appalling but hugely successful The Ascent of Money (book and TV series) Niall has given us a book about how Westerners beat all the non- Western countries at business and trade therefore giving all us lucky Westerners a lifestyle that non- Westerners can only dream about. 
The book  Civilisation: The West and the Rest argues that there are ‘six killer apps’ that gave the West hegemony over the rest. (One has to remember these apps were brought into play long before the iPad). The six apps are Competition, Science, Modern Medicine, consumerism, democracy and the Protestant Work ethic.
Reviewer Malcolm Turnball reckons that the thread that runs through each one of these apps  is an aspect or facet of freedom.
Now I came to higher education late in life probably around about the time young Malcolm made a fortune selling rainforest timbers from the Solomon Islands. Why the Solomon Islands needed Malcolm to sell their wood is unknown to me. Malcolm made a second fortune when he created sold an email company called Ozemail.  With two fortunes in the bank, he married to the daughter of a leading right wing Barrister and with his own thriving legal career to boot our Malcolm bought the thing that all Sydney-siders dream of; a harbour side mansion.  With his son off to Harvard and his daughter now through school Mal knocked over the sitting Liberal Federal Member for Wentworth in Sydney’s Eastern Suburbs – the second richest suburb where old money and new money cohabit peacefully, except when views are at stake.  So having gained pre-selection as Liberal candidate Malcolm donned a Tweed Jacket complete with a suede vest and a blue and white shirt and strolled around the streets meeting and greeting as he went. A squire was born.  He even made it to being leader of the conservative opposition before being usurped for supporting labour’s climate change policy. Malcolm managed to swallow his pride and sits it out on the backbenches waiting for the usurper, Mad Monk Abbot, to self-destruct. Why anyone with all that loot and more than half a brain would want to be involved with politics escapes me
I met Malcolm and his wife Lucy, who was then Sydney’s Mayor, I almost liked him as he seemed to have an interest in history,  however he was extremely rude to my wife.  He was an admirer of William Dalrymple, an English historian who lives in New Delhi and mines Indian Raj history for a living.  I found his book The White Mughuls , intensely boring   but Malcolm was so impressed that he invited Dalrymple to stay at the harbourside mansion.  I can see him dreaming away about having Niall to stay as well, although I think Niall might be a tad too busy for long flights such as the ones to Australya.
Now when I came across Malcolm’s review of Niall Ferguson’s new book in The Monthly (a magazine for successful graduates that don’t have the time to read newspapers I was keen to see how young Mal the Member had handled it. I think he might have fallen in love with Professor Niall in much the same way he had with Dalrymple.  When I had finished reading the review I was annoyed because I knew I had to respond to this example of Eurocentrism and crossing pens with Malcolm was not to be taken lightly given Australia’s liable laws.
What follows is my letter to  The Monthly.
Re: Civilisation: The West and the Rest
‘Both the author and reviewer have presented a surprisingly Eurocentric view of the way Europe came to dominate the non-European world from 1492 on. Lets get a bit of balance happening:
Arab and Jewish traders had built the wealth-producing Indian Ocean trade up over hundreds of years with Armenian, Pharisee, India, South East Asian businessmen and others.  Europeans had long harboured a desire to get a part of this wealth. Marco Polo’s book about his journey on the silk route to China and his return to the west by sea had fed the dreams of many. It was because of these dreams that the Italian, Christopher Columbus, was sent by the Spanish queen to find away into the Indian Ocean. He obviously came second to Vasco da Gama who six years later found him blown south before strong winds and beyond the southern tip of Africa. When the winds eased he headed north again and saw that the land was now on his left side. Vasco had entered the Indian Ocean. The Arabs had lost their barrier between west and east. Once Vasco sailed into the Indian Ocean it was only a matter of time before the West would come to dominate the Indian Ocean and all the seas to China albeit through the barrels of their cannons and muskets.
The cannon was Portuguese main instrument of trade. Though China had invented the cannon it was the waring European states’ who developed it into a serious weapon from 1320 on as they squandered tax money, and lives, in ‘competitive’ rounds of wars where they desperately sought to dominate each other.  The Europeans had little to trade with as nearly everything people desired had originally come from Asia.  It was only because of the Spaniards, using slave labour, mined silver in the Americas (which was then brought back to Europe) that the Europe had something the Chinese actually needed – silver for its currency.
The Portuguese did not set up a ‘trading post’ in Malindi in 1498 but on a later voyage. Their opening gambit in the region was to sink a ship off the Malabar Coast of India killing 700 Muslims returning from the Haj. They also killed thousands of Arab, Indian and other merchants when they took control of the trading port on Melaka in 1507.  Arab ‘competition’ was blasted out of the water if they refused to pay a licence fee in what had been a free trade zone until the Portuguese arrived. 
Europeans did not compete - they stole, defrauded, murdered, monopolised and legislated to become successful in Asia.
The English East India Company operated under a monopoly granted by the English Crown that gave the company the sole right to trade beyond Gibraltar in exchange for a cash fee paid to the English Crown.  This company initially went to the Indian Ocean to seek carrying work but after helping a coup to takeover the Kingdom of Bengal they were given the role of Zamindar (collector of taxes on behalf on the Bengali King).  ‘Clive ‘ of India understood the value of this and sent a ship home with a message for his broker to buy all the shares he could in the English East India Company. A second ship carried the news that sent the value of shares in the English East India Company through the roof.  The English East India Company was able to use taxes collected from Bengalis to buy exquisite Bengali textiles to ship home. Clive made thousands on his share buying and also a large bonus from the company – he was probably the first man convicted for insider trading.  English legislation would later stop Indian imports from reaching England when the Europeans mechanised weaving and then the Company forced the shutdown of Indian textile manufacturing so that Indians had to buy machine made English textiles imported into India.
The English and the Americans were selling opium to 40 million people when the Chinese Government finally woke up to what was going on and tried to stop the trade by burning down an English warehouse containing opium. Europeans and the Americans responded by invading a weak China and forced them to open five ports for western traders to be competitive in.
Ferguson and Turnbull both misunderstood the mission of the seven great Treasure fleets under the command of Zheng He.
The renaissance that Europeans like to crow about began after the Arabs, Jews and others arranged for the classic works of the Greeks and Romans were translated from Arabic to Latin in Toledo. The Arabs had had these works translated from Ancient Greek by Syrians in the 11th century. 
Arabs still suffer to this day from the British meddling in Arab affairs that began over 300 years ago.  Palestine was offered to the French, The Zionists and the Arabs after WWI. No prizes for guess won.
The complete lack of understanding shown by Harvard Professor Fergusson and Liberal treasurer Turnbull is frightening. That Westerners, like these two shining stars of conservatism, still write such rubbish is amazing.  
I recommend those interested to read Louise Levarthe ‘s When China Ruled the Seas for the true story of Zheng He; Nick Robins’ book on the East India Company for information on anti-competitive behaviour plus Albert Hourani’s  A History of the Arab peoples.  For where the Portuguese learned about competition, have a glance at  The Suma Oriental by Tome Pires (Google Books or Mitchell library) Tome was the Portuguese trade analyst on board the second Portuguese fleet at the beginning of the 16th Century. He witnessed the Portuguese takeover of Melaka.
It’s amazing to me that Ferguson and Turnbull are unaware of the true story of the ‘Wests’ take over of most of the world.
This review is absolute bollocks and it’s freaky that Malcolm might one day be Prime Minister of Austraya.

PS The letter will be published (in an edited form) in April’s The Monthly.
Stephen O’Rourke

BBC, Radio 7

Hello Again,
As Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day fast approaches, BBC Radio is buzzing with fun-packed programmes. This year, Stand Up for Comic Relief has returned with a challenging and entertaining cross-radio network initiative in which six presenters from the BBC's 6 national ‘live’ radio stations, battle it out to become the Comic Relief Stand-Up champion 2011.
The intrepid presenters are: Dev from Radio 1, Tony Blackburn from Radio 2, Tom Service from Radio 3, Jenni Murray from Radio 4, Tony Livesey from 5 Live, and Shaun Keaveny from 6 Music.
Early last month, they were all gathered together at London’s Comedy Store and given a master class by stand-up comic Mark Thomas. Then came two weeks of intensive comedy mentoring, with each presenter allocated a different professional comedian. This culminated in their comedy debuts at the end of last month.
It was undoubtedly a nerve-wracking evening for the presenters. You can read Jenni Murray's entertaining account of it in next week's Radio Times, in which she says: "this 'doing something funny for money' for Comic Relief had me shivering with a fear I hadn’t felt since the Elsecar Festival c1962."
Jenni also reveals that her comedy mentor, Mark Steel assured her that, in her performance, she "didn't have to scurry around like a demented Michael McIntyre."
You can still catch the performances on the BBC iPlayer from this 
webpage  and there’s your chance to vote for your favourite here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/rednoseday/standup/
I won’t reveal who my money's on, but will let you know after the Comic Relief Champion 2011 has been announced.
Meanwhile at Radio 7, we have a great line-up for this Saturday and next with not one but thirteen Comic Relief Controllers, taking over our airwaves for 6 hours with their personal radio comedy favourites, and talking about the reasons behind their choices.
Here's our line-up: Andrew Maxwell, Simon Day, Tom Wrigglesworth, Felix Dexter, Hugh Dennis, Lenny Henry, Katy Brand, Tony Hawks, Geoffrey Palmer, Jocelyn Jee Esien, Emma Kennedy, Jo Brand and Jon Holmes.
Plenty of laughs to look forward to there. Hopefully! 
We will be bidding farewell to Radio 7 on Friday 1st April ( no, I'm not fooling!) and donning our Radio 4 Extra hats on Saturday 2nd April to launch our re-branded and slightly re-vamped network.


Hello again,
"We're doomed, I say, doomed!" I can hear Private Fraser from Walmington-on-Sea's Home Guard cry - as he makes a plea to keep Dad's Army, The Goons and Round the Horne on the soon-to-be- launched BBC Radio 4 Extra, and I can only try to lighten him up with a vigorous response from Lance Corporal Jones, "Don't panic! Don’t panic!"
And of course there's no need for alarm because your favourite classic comedies, crime and thrillers, science fiction and other entertainments will continue to be available on our re-branded network.
Even though we'll be adopting the 4 in our name from our sister network - 4 Extra will carry no news, financial or political programmes migrating across from Radio 4.
When 4 Extra comes on-air in the first week of April you can look forward to plenty of terrific comedies: Round the Horne, Hancock's Half Hour, The Navy Lark, Just A Minute, I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue and "new" series of I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again and The Men From the Ministry.
In drama, you can catch Fortunes of War (the fine dramatisation of Olivia Manning's classic war novels), H.M.S Surprise (Patrick O' Brian's masterly sea-faring novel), Dick Barton, Torchwood, and Miss Mapp (EF Benson's sharply observed comic character from Tilling).
‘Archers' Addicts Get Extra Ambridge Fix’  was one of the interesting newspaper headlines this week - reporting on our newly commissioned drama, Ambridge Extra, starting on April 5th.
The serial will run in parallel with The Archers, and will give fans the opportunity to explore the lives of some of the Ambridge characters in more detail. There will be two 15 minute episodes weekly, and a half hour omnibus on Sundays. It will initially run for 13 weeks, with a summer break.
You can find out more about Ambridge Extra in the BBC
press release
On the first transmission day of Radio 4 Extra, Saturday 2nd April, we've lined up a very special 3-hour selection programme presented by the multitalented broadcaster/writer/musician/cartoonist Russell Davies.
Let's Get Quizzical is the catchy title of a compilation of radio quiz shows and panel games through the decades - ranging from Wilfred Pickles' Have a Go to the late Humphrey Lyttleton chairing his last edition of I'm Sorry I Haven’t A Clue .
Our tremendously knowledgeable Russell unearthed so many fascinating programmes for this ‘special’ that it will be followed up by a second edition on 9th April.
With all these great programmes - and more - I hope you are reassured that there is certainly no room for an extended version of The World At One, You and Yours or cricket commentaries!

Mary Kalemkerian, Head of Programmes, BBC Radio 7

Cover caption

Tangle of wires in Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam
Shot by Richard French

3 March 2011

Stephen O'R's trip




Singapore













Jet Lag.
Living In Australia means accepting the harsh reality of Jet Lag when returning from Europe. This can mean up to two weeks of dysfunctionality.  There are various recommended ways of dealing with this problem. Sleeping pills, drinking yourself senseless, and having sex in the toilets are just some of the ways to deal with this problem.  In 1986 Duran Duran’s record producer once got on a plane in Sydney holding the master tapes from a recording session and slept all the way in his first class seat. They had to get a doctor to wake him. Henry Kissinger would stay on American time when he travelled the world dispensing grace and favours, military aid and destruction. I guess that meant that world leaders would rise from their beds and throw a suit on over their Pjamas before rushing out to meet Henry in some freezing airport hanger. Perhaps less important ones would just stand at the bottom of the steps while Henry cigar and schnapps in hand gave them their orders.
The best long distance flight I did was when in 1970 I travelled as a groom on a 707 with twenty-seven racehorses. There is something about the smell of horses – or at least their crap- that settles the mind. Horses generate a lot of heat so us grooms were always dressed in very warm clothing even when we made our beds on the floor between the pallets.
I once returned to Sydney from a round the world trip got in my car and drove to the first corner where my feet could not find the brake pedal and pumped furiously at the clutch. This meant I sailed on into the intersection where I was hit in the front left by traffic from the left while a car travelling on my right took out the rear right end.
On this return from Europe as a result of changes to my itinerary I had to spend 13 hours in Singapore between flights. For the two of you who have not experienced at least one or the three terminals at Singapore airport I recommend you leave today to have the experience. Once I left my wallet in a shop in Singapore Airport, it contained a large amount of cash with credit cards and my Drivers License. As I was enroute to drive around Ireland and show my seventy six year old mother where her mother had been born losing my wallet spelt disaster. I discovered the loss when I reached for my wallet to pay for the taxi that had brought me from the airport to a friend’s house.  Once inside I rang the airport in hope that it might have been have been handed in and to my great relief it was in the Asst Managers office with all the cash still inside.
There is a ‘transit’ hotel in each of the three terminals where you can get a room with bathroom for as long or short as you like.  These are comfortable rooms where drawn curtains over a blank wall trick you into permanent night. They are whisper quiet. It was in one of these rooms that I slept like a log for 12 hours.  Other times I have stayed in terminal two. Terminal two’s ‘transit’ hotel has a swimming pool to loll in and breathe the kerosene fumes.
This time I slept so well I almost missed my flight. Rushing from the hotel with my mouth parched from sleeping with air-conditioning I stop at a shop to buy some water and a juice. I offer $5 AUD but it was not enough so I offered $10 AUD. The girl behind the counter just smiled and adjusted the price so that $5 was just the right amount. Where else can you get a curry and beer, have a massage and then sleep for as long or short as you want - where you money is safe even if you lose it.  Getting from one terminal is a quick trip on a driverless ‘sky train’ which carries you in Star Wars style to your destination.   Long may Singapore Airport last a monument to the good side of humanity in spite of being in a country where they lock up opposition politicians on election day because you are not allowed to stand for office if you are in jail. These political prisoners are released the day after the elections. Not many complain for in Singapore it’s against the law to criticize the Government - if you do members of the Government can sue you for defamation for daring to suggest that they have done anything wrong. They pursue any one who opposes the Government until they have wrung every last dollar from the hapless fool.  When Singapore’s founder Lee Kwan U retired as Prime Minister his son was given the job. If you want to be part of Singapore’s Government you had better choose your father wisely.
Singapore is a great place to eat (Curry fish-head soup is my favourite) and do business in – there are more billionaires per sq metre in Singapore than any where else.
On my way up to Europe this time Qantas was so late that we almost missed our connection except that waiting for us were two stretched golf buggies that raced each other at warp factor one through a crowded terminal narrowly avoiding dazed passengers who stood zombie oblivious to the racing golf carts and sure death. The drivers were laughing and all of us sitting as witnesses to this Bruce Willis film sequence could only marvel that we never hit any of those people- who probably never even saw us. Now ……… where was I……? Oh yea time for a coffee.
Stephen O’R

2 March 2011

Roger Morton photos

Cinematheque Francaise
Sacre Coeur

Railspeed

All photos Roger Morton

Poetry


Passion

mission
vision
passion
bollocks
Joselyn Duffy Morton ©

 
Soldiers’ Knees

Sitting on soldiers’ knees
on top of menacing tanks
“Mubarak ou nous
vous devez choisir.”
And the army chose the people.
Joselyn Duffy Morton ©